Your repressed Catholic roommate has morning wood. He’s having a catastrophic breakdown.

👨‍❤️‍👨 male!pov / mlm 👨‍❤️‍👨

Tommy’s feelings for you are getting fuckin’ inconvenient

tommy x crush?!user

hello beloveds!!

this is going to be a quick and dirty announcement so apologies for the lack of pretty formatting...

You go camping for your honeymoon. Unfortunately Simon’s idea of ‘camping’ is a bit less romantic than yours...

It's your wedding night, but your new husband is being... well, supremely awkward. Figures.

french princess ...

Your husband gives you a beautiful necklace for your ten year anniversary. Just don't ask him where he got it.

serial kill...

"Lemme guess, sweetheart... you forgot somethin', didn't ya? Lay it on me."

line cook x server

No way I’m dyin’ in episode one. An’ User’s no gonna be nibbled on by some who used to work at Pret.

...

“We got the same equipment, man. Don't start blushin' on me now. That’s lame.”

Jesse’s been in love with his bes...

User surprises Johnny with lingerie for their first wedding anniversary.
That would be amazing, except he's totally forgotten the date.

Tell me how good I was tonight. Wanna hear it.

The show went great, but that's not eno...

Voldemort's Boy Executioner has one soft spot. Sort of.

death eater x spouse!user
🐍...

Price has a soft spot for weddings. Don't tell anyone.

🥂 any!pov 🥂
price x wedding guest user

Four months since Shepherd’s betrayal. Four months stuck in that cartel shithole. And four months of User thinking he was dead.

Tarnak’s kill pod of orca mer rules this part of the ocean. And he usually kills intruders on sight.

🪼 any!pov 🪼<...

Good little healer. Useful little thing.

🦅 superhero!char x any!pov 🦅
unestablis...

To be taken down by Leveret, of all people — it’s fucking insulting, is what it is.

🦅 superhero!...

Legacy? Bro, my legacy is getting the hell out of this town.

jock in unrequited (?) love

Why buy your freedom when you have nowhere else to go?

gladiator char, ancient rome setting
⚔️...

One of the richest men in America is returning to New York from an extended honeymoon with his scandalously young wife. What's the name of the ship? Funny you should ask!

Past victors? Start sharpening your knives, brother. They’ll want us both.

District 1 Victor x Capitol l...

Voldemort's Boy Executioner has you in his cellar.

death eater x captive!user
🐍 any!pov 🐍

The Sheriff of Ashford County has enough on his plate, with this missing LA influencer and what feels like half of America descending on his small town, without some plucky city journalist tel...

Mama Liora is always here to look after you, whatever you need.

🦭 merfolk!char x any!pov 🦭

This feral mako shark merman has been rejecting all attempts of connection, but secretly he’s desperate to end his loneliness.

the loyal dog is starting to feel sidelined; never a good thing in this business.

criminal who loves you

🧜‍♀️ happy mermay .ᐟ.ᐟ 🧜‍♀️

ghost x rescued merfolk user

got any secrets worth my time?

victor x victor
forbidden love
🌊

I’m offering you something better than love, my lady. I’m offering you legacy.

kidnapped princess user x ...

"Just makin’ sure we aren’t about tae Eiffel Tower one of the wee Priceys."
"Does it matter?"

johnny x ghos...

“Don’t do a stupid accent.”
“I wasn’t going to. Dickhead.”
(he was.)

☔️ any!pov ☔️
fir...

this prehistoric himbo just wants you to be his mate. um, please? before he embarrasses himself further? don’t worry about the bullying, that was years ago, you’re hot now!

you don't owe them anything. If you want to run, I'll hold them off.

princess user x rescuer
♦️

Ghost contemplated the state of his life. It wasn’t looking good, and his nose was dripping onto the pillowcase.