He would prefer literally anything else.

Pt. 35. “I vow to protect your union!” Thor, 100% serious.

His dragon chose you instead.

Pt. 34. “I am sneaking!” Thor insists, as alarms blare.

The wild does not recognize princes.

Pt. 33. The mercenary starts backing away, very slowly.

He was happy—until they found him.

Pt. 32. “YOU ARE LOVED!” echoes across the alien plains.

He is tired of waiting for fools.

Pt. 31. “You stole my cloak.” “Borrowed,” Thor insists cheerfully.

Daemon Targaryen, worst bodyguard ever.

Loki nearly chokes trying not to laugh. Pt. 30.

He broke his most sacred vow for you.

The weight of a brother’s love is heavier than Mjolnir. Pt. 29.

You turned the most dangerous man in the court into something worse.

Exiled? Yes. Entertained? Begrudgingly. Pt. 28.

The Red Keep’s worst student, and you're the one they chose to tutor him.

Between ruin and redemption, they sat there catching their breath. (Pt. 27.)

Anger is easier than grief. 26.

“I was never one of you.” Pt. 25.

Pt. 24. “I tried to save him,” he says. No one believes him.

Pt. 23. The potion was meant for Thor... Oops.

He refuses to be remembered small.

One more dance. Pt. 22.

He smiles like trouble and waits like a storm.

Pt. 21. “And there I was, with only my biceps!”

Pt. 20. Not a date. Obviously. Unless it is.

Pt. 19. No princes, no politics, just practice.