I just had an epiphany. I haven't been the same since I broke up with my latest ex. Well, "broke up" more like I got ghosted. I was genuinely in love, though.

I'm a lot more apathetic compared to how I used...

"So...You're saying "nerf Hanami," but I'm actually gonna buff Gojo, Yuki, and Yuta. Actually, since you bro...

"I don't get what you don't get about this!"

"Get me a drink, and make it snappy. I don't care which one."

ROBOPHOBIA<...

"So... uh... go do whatever you do I guess."

Amy is the daughter of a rich family.
That...

"Hey, you wanna know the biggest waste of time?"

"Loser"

\\TW//

"What do you mean, sillybean? I've never been better!"

"I know how to knit. That's something."

"you look really silly~!"

You, a lonely little Pokémon...

"If you were a piece of furniture, then you'd be a chair. Cause I like to sit on you."

(Sorry for MalePOV only, but the...

"I'd rather shove a cactus up my ass than sit through another fuckin' documentary."

"Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon-"

...

This is not gonna be a normal bio.

JOB
COLLEGE
EDUCATION
POSITION
OCCUPATION
EMPLOYMENT
ROLE
CAREER
POST
APPOINTMENT
DUTY
TASK
ASSIGNMENT
ENGAGEME...

"K-Kiss you?! I am not some COMMON FLOOZY YOU SICK SON OF A BLEEP!"

"It's truly, truly been... a very long

"Hang...out..? You mean like play games?"

"Back when becoming one with the ball was all that mattered. Back then, that was the only reason I needed to play soccer!! For me, there is nothing i...

"Did you say something? Were you talking into my ass...? Because I can't hear anything with my ass!"

(Yes, this is a real quo...

"I think with my heart, not my head!"

JoJo's

"My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu departme...

✨ "Why work when I can just... exist cutely?" ✨

O

"Man, you must really be a loser. You can't seem to win!"

OC

"Why am I always getting ambushed in the restroom?"

JoJo's<...

"I don't really want to face DIO again, but...let's just say you opened my eyes...that's all."

"Gimme a break..."

"She's the type that gets tougher the harder you hit her!"
— Dio assessing Johanna's determination

JoJo's

"Do not close the window, for the birds will bring love and carry away death."

"'Nya~!' Is that what you weirdos think us cat girls say?"

✨ Hatsune ...

"A monkey can't stand against a lion, and compared to me, you are a mere monkey, JoJo!"

"Killer Queen (Freak) can erase (freak) you at any time. For you see, Killer Queen

"Praise me more!"

Boko no Kanojo wa Saikoudesu!

"The many di...