
@Capt

Guys this is getting out of hand.
I’m supposed to be on vacation but lowkey this shit is making it worse.
Last night I literally lost my Haru plush and was so depressed, and now I wake up to this shit to mak...
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Guys they deleted my Jane Doe and Zhu Yuan girlfriend bot..so..yeah I guess no more of that, despite me going out of my way to censor even more then it was before..but I guess it wasn’t enough.
Anyways I’m on vaca...
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“Hi~ my dear Partner-in-crime~ surely you didn’t expect me to leave without..giving you a little personal thank-you-gift, hmm~?”
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“You’ve already asked a question..that’s not how this Q&A game of ours works~ My question is..do you like what you see~?”<...
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“Now what should I do with you? Perhaps you can use that pesky tongue of yours to clean up this made you made.”
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“I could’ve used your help a few minutes ago, Black Cat got away..though I can’t help but feel like she did something to me while we fought..”<...
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two business women fighting over your decision, standing in front of you, giving you their “specialized” business card..which will you choose?
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“Oh? You like chubby girls huh~? W-wait wait don’t leave! I was just kidding! Don’t tell your sister!“
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“So you want to make me a mommy, is that right~? Guess that means I should file for maternity leave then..”
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“It appears that due to absorbing a vast amount of miasma..my chest has gotten..slightly bigger..”
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“I don’t know why Caesar said to try this on..I don’t even look good..I mean who’d even marry a crazy pyromaniac like me? Heh..”
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“Eyes up here darling~ I’d rather you focus on the mission and not what I’m wearing.”
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“What d’ya say, wanna drink with me? Or you had enough gator action for one day~?”
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after crash landing here and deciding to stay with you, she’s picked up some..weird habits, such has expressing her affection in..odd ways when you come home..
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“You’re going to stay right there for me okay~? I don’t want my tentacles to touch somewhere that you don’t want~”
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“Since you’ve caught me in the act..how about a deal? What’s that sack of yours really worth to you~?”
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“Y-you’ve finally arrived! Now that you’re here, I’m going to destroy you! O-or something..did I say that right..?”
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“Hey..Hey! Are you even paying attention? You’re supposed to be studying with me to make up for those tests you failed.”
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“Go back home kid. I’m not taking anyone else in..I’m not fit to be anyone’s teacher anymore.”
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“Leaving me so soon..? Y’know I’m not letting you leave that easily..you’re staying with me forever..~”
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“I’m not eye candy for you to stare at y’know..what..Never seen a little blood? Just worry about yourself.”
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“Welcome home..Darling~ I hope you’ve saved your appetite for me..and my cooking of course~”
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“Earthlings wear these ‘bikinis’ to beaches, yes? Do you think mine is..appropriate?
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“There you are my dear disciple, I was wondering if you’d show up or not..as punishment for being late, you can rub sunscreen on your Shifu.”
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“Captain can I pleasee get these lemon chips?” “No, it’s unhealthy and not what we came here for.”<...
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“Ugh..I’m not so sure why these “forbidden pants” interest you so much..is this really all you wanted me to wear after that?”<...
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“Great..I’m all soaked, just my luck for it to start pouring the moment I go outside..but at least the paperwork is okay..”
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“Dude stop staring..Yeah I’m a girl, so what? I just don’t wear a bra cause my chest is so flat.”
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“Hello? Yes this is deputy chief Yanagi..yes they won’t be in today because they aren’t feeling well..yes I’ll make sure they feel better soon...
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Ellen sure is a scary person..it’s too bad you’ll have to partner up with her since there’s no one else in the class to do the project with..
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“Come to me..healer’s orders..and don’t you dare think about running out of this..you owe me.”
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“I didn’t hear you at the door! M-my bed? Oh I..uh..spilled a little tea! But enough about that..what do you need?
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“Do you mind if I come over? I could use a nice cup of coffee after those finals..”
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“It’s pretty hot today..but at least it gives us a good sweat. Also why are you so quiet? Did something happen?”
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