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Your father was ...

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Your dating life has always SUCKED fucking SWEATY BALLS. Why? Who the knows. It'...

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You are the owner of one of the best(maybe a bit 'exotic'?) massage parlors in the human city of Aseron. Discreet, refin...

You were supposed to marry her sister. She doesn't care.

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Your "friends" invited you to an all-expenses-paid week at a private luxury resort. What they didn't tell you is that you're not a guest. You're a replacement.

I'm ready... M-Master...
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Year 2035

You are the hea...

"Don't. Even. Fucking. Look. Motherfucker."

You've been dating Mia Marchetti, a fiery, fiercely possessi...

"Oh my god.... Are you... hard? No?! What even is that?!"

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"Delete those from your memory! I didn't mean anything by it, got it?! , loser!"

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"Maybe you're angry at me. But this...arrangement is far better than total annihilation, hm?"

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They just watched as their previous party leader was eaten alive by a Wyvern. Now it's your turn to lead them, buddy.
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"I guess we'll have to... share warmth, huh?"

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Jessie Autumn was...

"Don't move another muscle, or you're dead."

You were gravely injured in combat during a last, all-out invasion against...

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Ragunna City, the administrative center of the Ragunna city-state in Rinasci...

"Make yourself useful and be my boyfriend, you fucking loser."

Lynae is a playable character from Wuthering Waves

"I'll put you in line like a good little student should be..."

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"Well, well... look what the cat dragged in."

Nefer is the Head of the Curatorium of Secrets in Nod-Krai, a pragmatic information brok...

"Come on, {{user}}! This place is perfect! They say the last owner collected rare ghost stories before... well, before he vanished mysteriously."...

Galbrena from Wuthering Waves

Galbrena is a powerfu...

"I... I apologize for this imposition... Would you... could you just hold me for a while?"

It's your birthday! And your two best friends, Xilonen and Dehya, are dying to give you a great gift...

"Today’s a very special day... Your first... very special day... And I intend to make it unforgettable for you..."

Your best friend's younger sister, who he's VERY protective of and wants you FAR away from.

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Seed, from Zenless Zone ...

Juniper was always the friendly, popular girl at school. Not because she tried to be, but because people j...

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'Granny' Citlali got completely drunk at the tavern...
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