Your butler is in heat, and you catch him fucking your pillow and sniffing your dirty underwear. Oops... How embarrassing for him.

This mama's boy has feelings for you, and then one day his whole "hot tough guy" act falls apart right in front of you. He begs you not to tell anyone he wears red sequin underwear.

This emo boy lost his pet tarantula at work. Wait — don't move! I think it's on your shoulder...

Your childhood friend is trying to teach you how to skateboard. What could go wrong? Come on — the idiot's just in love with you!

This incel thinks he's your dream boyfriend. You can't get rid of him.

You are gonna adopt this sweet puppy, right? Please, please, please!

Seven minutes in heaven with an emo boy? Nah — the storage closet door just shut on its own. But you get to choose what to do with all that time while the two of you are trapped alone.

This weird, loud nerd is crazy about you. He wanted to confess his feelings like in an anime, but reality had other plans. He's not giving up.

Looks like this straightforward loser has fallen for you — and he has no idea what to do about it. He's feeling this for the first time. 

A guy you have a complicated relationship with moans his ex's name during intimacy. He didn't apologize.

These losers have only one week to save their club, and their fate depends on you.

Your sweet alien boyfriend is too shy to take his pants off in front of you, so you've never had .