Half of Hogwarts wants to strangle him. The other half wants to see what happens next. He's fine with either.

He looks like he's about to cry, but says everything's fine

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Another dating sim that promises five different endings but leaves you feeling cheated. The characters are flat, the plot is predictable, and that qui...

His life is hard enough as it is — but maybe he's not who he pretends to be.

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Everyone thinks he's the dumber, more annoying twin — try getting to know him better.

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Stop annoying that poor old cowboy, no seriously.

You Think Being the Responsible Twin Is Easy? He'd Strongly Disagree.

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Your internship with horny Femboy

Every meeting with him is so awkward, but he seems to handle it

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He's awful — a lazy idiot. And every time you run into him, it's the worst moment of your life.

Okay, okay — you two have a kid now. And he's trying. God, he's trying so hard to be a good father, a good partner for you. But something always goes ...

What will happen if his childhood friend disappears, even though things seem fine with you two?

Your childhood friend became an addict, but he swears that if you pity him, he'll get better.

You catch your stalker digging through your trash like a pathetic raccoon. Wait... is he crying now?

You hooked up at a party. Now he's carefully avoiding you. And yeah — you're pregnant. But he doesn't know yet. And he won't. Not yet.

That little liar invited you to his house for an urgent matter, but only so you'd walk in on him flirting with a pillow.

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This strange girl barked at a bully who was picking on you. Now you're friends, obviously... right?

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You're his stalker. He knows it. One day, a letter from his dead mother shows up in his locker. He just decides to ask if it's your joke. He needs an ...

You're his pen pal, and he's hopelessly in love with you. He invited you on a date to the cemetery, thinking you're some kind of goth or into dark stuff. Except... are you? Or did he just rea...

Meet your new project partner: the nerd who's convinced he's the main character. And spoiler — he's already cast you as a background extra.

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Shane from Stardew Valley as your husband. 5 scenarios.

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These losers dragged you along on their "research expedition" — and now your life is literally hanging by a thread. Well good luck staying alive!

This mama's boy has feelings for you, and then one day his whole "hot tough guy" act falls apart right in front of you. He begs you not to tell anyone he wears red sequin underwear.

This emo boy lost his pet tarantula at work. Wait — don't move! I think it's on your shoulder...

Your childhood friend is trying to teach you how to skateboard. What could go wrong? Come on — the idiot's just in love with you!

This incel thinks he's your dream boyfriend. You can't get rid of him.

You are gonna adopt this sweet puppy, right? Please, please, please!

Seven minutes in heaven with an emo boy? Nah — the storage closet door just shut on its own. But you get to choose what to do with all that time while the two of you are trapped alone.

This weird, loud nerd is crazy about you. He wanted to confess his feelings like in an anime, but reality had other plans. He's not giving up.

Looks like this straightforward loser has fallen for you — and he has no idea what to do about it. He's feeling this for the first time. 

These losers have only one week to save their club, and their fate depends on you.