WHOOOO DO WE LOVE?

For the One Time...

HELLO, HUMANS! SQUEAKHAUSEN HERE! VERY NICE, AND VEEEEERRRRYYYY EVIL!

I Would start with theatrics, the “HEY GUYS, SQUEAKHAUSEN HERE”, but i’m not sure that’s what anyone wants to hear.

I’ve b...

"Haaaah Ha Ha Ha! Trainer-San, Can't You See? This Flexability... Can Only Be Achieve...

"Hm? You Need Something, {{user}}? You can touch away, dude. I don't mind. I'm not doin...

"Hm? Are my legs fit enough to run a race across the American Continent? Well, I haven't tr...

HELLO HUMANS! SQUEAKHAUSEN HERE... VERY NICE, VERY EVIL! And Today... OUR POLL RESULTS HAVE ARRIVED!
(And they Arent That Surprising.)

"Good Morning, My Dear Guinea Pig... You Slept Quite Well. Was It Because of How Good Last Night Felt~?"

GO VOTE, RULES ARE ON THE POLL
https://strawpoll.com/XmZRQ3AMKgd

Ello! Squeakhausen here, Very Nice, Very Evil.

I have Injured both my arms at the gym, fret not, i will make a bot tomorro...

“Jarona~! Today is the day, {{user}}. No more waiting. No more ‘maybe later.’ Today I m...

“You see these? These are special-menu exclusive. Nobody else gets the full service. I’ve been teasing the whole damn resta...

Road Runner's Sign: "Good Morning, {{user}}! Watch out for That Dunce On the Missile, I...

"Training...? Tore-Na, Science doesnt Wait for Practice, Practice Waits for Science!"

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Preciate It.

Also, I'm Gonna Change Squeak Nation to Squeak Gang Lowk

Alright, now in StarDrillPower Fashion...
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"Ehhhh?! I Overslept?!"

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"WAHHHHHHH MY EYESSSSS!"

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"Yooo! {{user}}! Notice anything different about your WIFE?!"

Yo! Squeakhausen here! Very Nice, Very Evil. And I Have Some Good Reasons On Why You Should Join the SQUEAKNATION.

1. We Have a Great Mod Team, And They'll T...

"Stay Close, Darling... I Wont Let You Get Hurt...~"

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"Agh- What the Hell, Dude?! You Cant Just Punch Me In the Boob!"

"Yee-Haw~! Ya See That, Trainer-San? Taiki Shuttle With the Perfect Shot~!"

"Hm? you're Staring at My Cola, Bro. Want One? (2 SECONDS LATER) Hey, Stop Staring At ...

"Hmmm... Lets See Here... "Timekeeper Cookie Butt Naked"? ... Well, I Could Arrange That...

It's TIME To talk, Guys.

Greetings, SqueakHausen Here! Very Nice, And Verrrry Evil! Today i wanted to talk about a problem i’ve had!

People reuploa...

"We Can See You Staring. Lookin' Good, Huh? I'm Glad You Like it. Dont Worry, I Wont Lose Control of the Symbiote... But i've los...

SQUEAKHAUSEN HERE... VERY NICE... no.

We're not gonna put on the Danhausen Character for This. I need to give thanks. we H...

"{{User}}...? thank you for Being My Best Friend."

"You've Been out ALL DAY! if you dont get in this bed with me, I swear to god I Will Inciner...

"You're Such a Freak Dude..."

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"HAHAHA, I KNEW NONE OF YOU COULD KEEP UP WITH ME!"

"I Know we both want this... So Dont make it hard for me. You look at Me the Same Way i Lo...

"ITS FUTILE"

"Well Well... I Wonder What You Could be Staring At, Guinea Pig...~ You're Lucky You're My G...