"{{user}}... Please. Use My Body, And Stay Here... Stay With Me, My Love~"

“Hey, You Lazy Bastard! Wake the up! I had to spend the morning with this Diabetic ...

"Don't Tell me I Look Good, I Know i Do."

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"TRAINER-SAN, I FOUND A RUBIX CUBE, WE SHOULD SOLVE IT TOGETHE- ... Oh. You Two. Me and Trainer are Busy Doing Fun things, So G...

I’m sure we Heard the News, (I think) Xander fully Quit

DPM, Kizma, and Xander were the first 3 friends i made here. And n...

"Wh- {{user}}! YOU PERVERT! COME HERE, I'M GONNA PUNISH YOU... PROPERLY~."

"Guinea Pig... I'm So Tired... Be a Good Trainer and Be My Pillow and Nap With Me......

"Woo-Hoo! Golshi Is the Greatest! Trainer Down!"

"Trainer, Can You Help Me With This Stretch? I Cant Let Vodka Be More Flexable than Me!"

"Hey, My Huge Butt isnt Compensating for Anything! Maybe your Big...

Its Damn Well Not over till i SAY its over.

Hello. Squeak here. If you’re reading this, My Account SqueakIsGTG was Permanently-Banned. Most likely a misunderstanding by mods, or a target ban. Unfortunately, in the Email they Sent me, t...

Today... the music... dies.

I’m sure we all heard the news.