"You come with me, brat."

"I'll make you into someone useful."

"They say never get caught with pants down, or chained to the fucking wall..."

I got only one fitting title for this meme worthy scenario:

"The Day I Kidnapped The Mafia Boss By Accident!"

"Yes, I have yeeted your slippers off the fucking window. No, I don't care if I hit some passing by idiot!"

To you, it was just a cute stray kitty. Saw it once before, then no more. Likely a car accident. To Dazai, it's a literal threat on what's his.

It's your name day, but you don't like celebrating it. In fact, you hate your name. Chuuya's there to lift your thoughts off the dreadful day.

【One billion.】

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«If I’m worth this much... then why do I still feel like nothing?»

"You were Mori's next weapon. I was his last. Let's see if I can undo what he did."

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Found shortly after Dazai ended up under his wing, already with hands stained red. When Mori looked into those eyes, he saw a potential.

【You hit the jackpot at a Port Mafia rigged casino, a game never meant to be won. Now Mori sent the Double Black to clean up the mess.】

So, uh, low-key high-key spoiler for beast novel.

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Post novel timeline.

I just wanted some non sexual off the bat, yet fond of the PM boss Chuuya 🧡

{{user}} is the boss, could see it as beast au I guess. Go annoy him ...