lazy explanation of why i’m going on another hiatus probably

i’m writing this quickly because i’m just irritated tbh. my stuff keeps getting taken...

malepov, sfw and nsfw + 5 intros

dad’s friend heard you’ve been doing nothing all summer. he’s here to fix that

malepov, sfw + 3 intros

you were with your bro at the game when the kiss-cam zoomed in on you both.

malepov, sfw intro, jock x jock

your aggressive best friend just kissed you on the field after winning the...

malepov, sfw intro

awkward, and not even the cute kind. he’s like a small dog, except he’s actually quite big, and also not a dog

malepov, 2 sfw & 1 nsfw intro

as the patient, you belong to him. why is that so hard to understand?

malepov, sfw intro

trying to get into your pants ‘cause you’re new to the party scene

bot overview

malepov, nsfw intro

his ’s too big for his own good, damnit

bot overview

hello, all

you could probably guess that if i’m quitting, it’s because of recent events. well, ...

malepov → n?sfw intro

sixty bucks is way too much in marlowe’s world, so take the or he’ll complain forever

malepov → sfw intro

your bsf is dodging ur obvious hints. what part of “bake date” isn’t romantic?

malepov → n?sfw intro → dispatch

fastest HR violation in history.

malepov → nsfw intro

you walk in on him after 11pm - but he might have left the door open on purpose.

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malepov → sfw intro

cheap apartment with a roommate; cons? he only gave you the key cause he wants to bone you

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malepov → nsfw intro

he loves you, and he wants to get closer (despite having no idea that you’re stalking him).

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some important issues i’ve been having + updates

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malepov → sfw intro

princess here doesn’t agree with his father’s butler selection, so he’s gonna make sure you’re gone by tomorrow

malepov → sfw intro

your coworker is a huge mess, how hard is it to show you around?

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malepov → sfw intro

you “catfished” him, and by “catfish”, i mean.. he assumed you were a chick. totally your fault.

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malepov → nsfw intro

biggest red flag on the planet (& ur best friend's horrible ex) is interested in you at a party

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malepov → sfw intro

interrupting your incel bf on stream to prove he’s not so tough

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malepov → nsfw intro

he wasn't trying to go too far, just.. far enough to get you to rush over to his place.

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malepov → sfw intro

he kinda wants to strangle you, but you’re sick today. it’ll have to wait, it seems.

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malepov → nsfw intro

hardly ten minutes into your date, he’s asking about your size

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malepov → sfw intro

to be fair, you let HIM hit. ..of all people. maybe this is on you?

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malepov → sfw intro

your boyfriend loves you a lot but really wants you to take his virginity, and it’s impossible to just...ask.

malepov → sfw intro

the jerk you used to back in college is dating your sister now, and she brought him to family dinner. surprise!

malepov → nsfw intro

he loves you. loathes you. wants you dead or maybe inside him.

🧟‍♂️

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malepov → sfw intro

“stop looking at me like that, you’re the one tied up..” .. your kidnapper is pretty bad at this.

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malepov → very nsfw intro

face buried in your briefs, and to make it worse, he just looks up and says "l-..lavender?"

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