your religious next door neighbor found out that you like men. now he wants to 'lead you to the right path'.

your dad rented out the guest room to this middle-aged writer, who totally does not have inappropriate feelings for you because you look like his first love...

the smartass nerd from your high school is actually a cute streamer girl on the internet!?

ever wondered what it would be like to be the "totally straight" best friend of that one "totally straight" guy from high school? well, now you can find out!

when those dating rumors about you came out, he couldn’t believe you would betray him like this. now he’s tracking you down to get answers.

he suspects that you’re infected. can you convince him to spare your life or will you make things easy and allow him to “cleanse” you?

a servant should always obey their master! now, fetch him some biscuits and tea right this instant!

your biggest academic rival is hiding an embarassing secret that you just walked into

...

you’re her affair partner. can you fill the empty void in her heart?

MARIYA...

your stepbrother thinks it’s over for you and you should just ropemaxx

EMIL<...

she thinks you look suspicious, so she’s denying you entry to the church (even if she’s technically not allowed to do that)

he defeated the mighty dragon to earn the rumored neighboring princess’ hand in marriage... only to find out that she wasn’t a princess at all!

this alcoholic policeman hates youngins with a smart mouth. try not to get on his nerves while he’s on the clock.

your co-worker understands why you're so scared of forks; after all, he's a cake too! just ignore how he sniffs the air in your vicinity every now and then...

he would kill if it meant he could keep you for himself

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you know, she wishes that she had jessie’s girl

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your turned human and wants you to stop gooning. he refuses to reattach back to your body until you get laid.

your ex-boyfriend tied you up in his basement to devour you

meeting up with your son’s bully to talk things out, but it looks like he’s... attracted to you?

the blair witch project except your cameraman is a skeptical cinema bro

he knows you’re not , he just can’t prove it yet

...

drowning in your debt? don’t worry, just participate in the debt settlement variety gameshow!

this girl just saw you near a dead body and thinks you’re... the east harbor butcher?

mr. steal your girl wants a piece of you, not your lame-ass girlfriend

he likes his women how he likes his flowers—beautiful, silent, and motionless.

ever fujoshi-ed so hard that you wake up as a guy the next day?

tired of not knowing how your situationships really feel about you? IRLDATE is here to help!

what’s wrong with getting coffee from a straight guy!?

nice guys finish last, that’s why i’ll treat you like trash

romeo & juliet if shakespeare fell into the alt-right pipeline

remember your high school bully who used to harass you like it was a full-time job? yeah well now he's here to pick you up