❝— For every first you were having with her, she’s already had hers with him.

❝— He posted a pic of you on the internet in hopes of finding the mystery that broke his .

❝ — He swears he's different! So why's there a hickey on his neck when you're about to ?

❝ — You decided to ask a local for directions... He accidentally takes you to a motel instead.

❝ — Reformed boy turned Bakery Owner plays patty cake on your ass all while edging you inside his kitchen.