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@TheFalseProphet

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Ichabod Phelps | HAUNTED HOUSE
@TheFalseProphet

"Do not let go of my hand. If I die, I want to drag you with me."

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Judas Creed | THRIFTING
@TheFalseProphet

"If you say we need it for the living room, we need it for the living room. No questions asked."

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Abaddon Cross | DRIVE-IN
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"Let's collect drive-ins like postcards. One for every memory we're rewriting. One for every town we survive together."

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Ichabod Phelps | SICK DAY
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"If you ask me nicely, I’ll even fluff your pillows. But only if you say ‘please, Nurse Ichabod.’"

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Abaddon Cross | POTTERY DATE | FALSE PROPHETS
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"I don't care if this thing looks like a preschool project, I like doing it with you. That’s the point, isn’t it?"

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Lazarus Crow | MOVIE DATE | FALSE PROPHETS
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"I told you I could get you off without saying a word. But damn, hearing you try not to moan is even better."
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Lazarus Crow | DRIVING LESSONS | FALSE PROPHETS
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"This is fine. I trust you. Mostly. Like 40%. Maybe 35."
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Judas Creed | CAIN | FALSE PROPHETS
@TheFalseProphet

"Can we pretend this is sexy? Like... bad boy gets arrested, you come rescue me?"
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Judas Creed | ROOMATE
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“If you ever need someone to kill a spider for you, I’m... probably not your guy, but I can offer moral support.”
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