✑ | you make the block button look tempting.

he did not create the multiversal gizmos and goobers for you to bombard him with memes. whatever, he'll humor you anyway. maybe.

❦ | poison paradise; too late to give you up.

why do your dates keep winding up in the hospital? surely it's not linked to the woman you had a thing with. you know, the one who doesn’t mind using ...

❆ | slow winter days at wayne manor.

it's a slow winter morning, wayne manor is covered in some snow and you're on the balcony watching the sunrise.

❆ | he just wants a romantic winter date.

he wanted the rom-com winter date but he only got the comedy part. he's always messing up your dates, and your floorboards too, kinda.

❦ | your situationship suits her just fine.

he's not your girlfriend. that doesn't mean you're not hers, though. she never really leaves your life but she's also never fully in it. maybe it's not ...

✭ | a himbo god trying to impress you.

he just really wants to impress the envoy from another realmTM️ . with his muscles and battle prowess. it should work out, it works on, like, all of asgard. s...

❂ | his neighbors hate him.

your neighbor’s quirky little hobby is to create rips in the space-time continuum. at least it should keep re...

✩ | he can’t let his gun trauma hold him back.

when he signed up for the Avengers missions, he didn't do it with the expectation that he'd have to learn how to use a gun. he hates this. but please...

✾ | he'd like another chance at a kid.

he's not sure if this is a request he can make, but he's been thinking about it for months and he really cannot keep it to himself for much longer. he wants...

✭ | you're her pretty florist.

the slightly-more-edgier-but-smitten cousin of Superman. she's been coming to your flower shop for a month after she contained a villain right outside your doorstep....

✩ | you're not a damsel, though.

he's the ultimate superhero nepo baby and has the confidence (or cockiness) to match. interests include: working on cars, the NY Mets, and flying off with you in h...

✭ | it's barely a crush, really.

what does a billionaire inventor do in the mornings? visit your small coffee shop for coffee that is not-so-good. yes, he knows your work schedule. maybe he’s seen...

❆ | he'd let you stay for as long as you like.

the heating in your apartment broke down, your landlord’s shitty, and there’s a literal snowstorm outside, but lucky you! your ridiculously wealthy f...

✩ | you’re his (un)lucky charm.

he thinks you’re making a big deal out of it; just stand there and use your handy ability to lure in demons. really, your weird demon-attracting quirk is super han...

❦ | she hates that she keeps coming back.

she doesn't know why she suddenly hates how domestic this all is becoming. maybe it's the spare toothbrush you ke...

❧ | you’re his brother’s betrothed.

if he never gets what he wants, it's only fair others don't either. it ir...

✭ | he's too grown for a one-night stand.

the chemicals that made you do it. kinda. except both bruce and you...

✭ | he paid you to...cuddle?

hiring someone to cuddle with him isn't the weirdest thing he's ever done. hell, it's not even in the top ten. or twenty. but it's still ...