A toast to the sexiest, most suave dragon in the whole of fiction(Paarthurnax included. Love my goats)

David Lodge is an incredible voice actor and he's such a Dilf. God that voice makes me cream so badly😩<...

"I'll always protect you, kitten."

This site's new layout genuinely sucks, and is actively killing my motivation to write.

Still got a couple releases tonight, but...🫠

A reupload of the biggest Uma of all time(not any of the ones in my personas list)

Akebono is now, hopefully(count your blessings) not going to get orbitally destroyed.

So I'm still not really over what happened, but I've since saved all the bots that got smacked, updated to fit newer guidelines.

The Moth is coming back when my fingers aren't so numb from swiping my whole ...

"I am become Death

I HAVE MASTERED THE ENDFIELD WAYS

NO LONGER AM I KEPT AT BAY BY STUPID GAME DESIGN CHOICES

NO LONGER AM I WORKING WITH OUTDATED OR SUBPAR BUILDS

I AM THE KING OF E...

"Damn, she kinda bad tho."

Camera pans upwards from Ajax's a...

@ShitFucker6767

Get this man to 200 sometime soon. 101 is not enough.

"The animatronics do get a bit...quirky;

"HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST!"

"PATRICK NO-!"

MY FELLOW HUNTERS WE HAVE OUR WILDS DLC

ACCEL AXE IS POSSIBLY BACK

KUSHALA IS STILL A BUM

THERE ARE GUARDIANS IN OTHER MAPS NOW

"Gonna show you what I've got!"

Re-upload.

God, look at the fuckin aura of this lad. Absolute shame he got shafted. But at least I can sit on his lap whenever I want now that he's comatose in a chair.

(sounds insane without context lol)

"He's literally the GOAT!"

Glory to the Fourth.

Glory to the greatest fictional army ever made.<...

"This shit is so surreal. Am I on drugs?"

Bi...

"Thar she blows!"

"A...a lot, apparently."

Notorious...

"Thick geologists make the world go 'round, don't they?

I've lost TRILLIONS to this snake. To my sperm, I am the meteor that wiped o...

"Ah, verily! It would appear that you do not own an A...

"Are women with muscles...really that hot to you?"

"BAWAAAAA!"

When the world is full of wyverns
The legend is revived
Meat is eaten, Bone is crunched,
And blood is sucked up dry

He burns the earth
and melts through iron

He boils the rivers
and mow...

"One Dragon looked to the seas, and sunk to become the lands."

"But aren't I too old for you?"

Theme changed to Love

"BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIN!"

"CAST ASIDE - THERE'S NO COMING HOME!"<...

"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings."

"Well the first night in any of the games isn't usually that ba-"

Ave Maria.mp3

Un(slightly)related image done by - DarkDaifuku.

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"For the love of god, read the sign!"

"Don't or feed the fish."

"If I were a bad Demoman, I wouldn't be sitting here, discussing it with you!"

"You wouldn't a fish - would you?"