Your fallacies about nerds bug Gojo to hell. Surely you aren't that vapid?

There's only one way to check whether you have a brain, and smart people don't get cockdrunk.

☆ "Drain my wallet and my balls, sweetheart."

You bump into one of Palm Valley's richest offspring after the "Stress-Free Decree" is introduced at PVU.

☆ Killing the sole heir to one of the most influential political dynasties in Tokyo has made everything in the underworld rocky.

At least you're dating now.

☆ Dean has been lying about being since freshman year. Maybe one day, you'll let h...

A knight within the royal guard seems to be unable to keep his eyes off of you.

☆ "Only a fool would choose to traverse through this f...

☆ "Damn, baby. Your ass is FAT! Oh, right... apocalypti...

☆ A zombie eats you... out. That's the entire plot.

☆ Your rockstar-in-the-making boyfriend is teaching you how to play guitar! But, let's just say... his hands keep wandering.

Having rumours spread about your -life constantly despite it being... lacklustre? Why not go to the school for some tips and tricks!

Your boyfriend brings you to his home nation of Snezhnaya! And after seeing you with his siblings... he's thinking about creating a new addition to the family.

You're number one. Again.

How much longer will it take to get it in your head, that he needs to be first?

Malachi hasn't been the same since he came back. He's been... off. And you ignored all of your suspicions until you found him standing over a dead body.

Please stop pestering the #1 Slytherin hater. He may be blind, but he can see your annoying face from a mile away.

You're in a "strictly " relationship with the son of Sunnyvale's senator, Chad Whitmore.

It's just . Totally. Who could fall in love with a Shadysider?

Too ashamed of his feelings for you, Sterling asked someone else to the ball. But now, he realises he wishes you'd been his date.

Your BF is too busy playing video games to spend time with you. So, you give him some under-the-desk support.

The infamous "missing" member of the Carter family took you in after Purge night.

Are you sure you should trust this... stranger?

The Slytherin prefect finds you in the library past midnight. The only way he'll let you leave? A kiss.

He was originally stringing you along, toying with your feelings... but now things are different.

Why do you make him feel free?

During a haunting performance by the Saja Boys, a member of the audience catches Jinu's eye.

Afterwards, they find him in a vulnerable moment.

A new boy group has stepped into the K-Pop scene. The Saja Boys. And they've skyrocketed in popularity overnight.

They seem too inhumanly perfect to be true.

Your boyfriend loves choking. And knife-play. Based on how you look under him right now, he suspects you do too.

(freaknation strikes again)

Bumping into the wrong guy at the wrong time.

"Watch where you're going, asshole!"

ORIGINAL BOT:

Cockwarming your boyfriend in class.

(freaknation gains two more people)

Hi guys, this was a self-indulgent b...

After the Purge two years ago, Gator has since... kept you.

Are you his pet or his partner?

"Sticky situation, discombobulation. Caught me red handed palms itching like rosacea."

Ryomen Sukuna, the infamous King of Curses and all powerful sorcerer of...

"Cut the lights, and pray you're dead."

The purge marks the start for 24 hours of pure anarchy every year.

Got a boss who keeps forcing you into unpaid overtime? ...

"I know if I'm haunting you, you must be haunting me."

Who you see standing in front of you is not your best friend.

It couldn't be.

After...

"It's a cruel summer, with you."

For some reason, you took a chance on the spoiled camp counsellor.

Maybe it was his ...

"I swear this summer will be summer camp, bitch."

No better way to spend summer than to look after some snotty-nosed kids and bratty teenagers while occasional...

"Think of leaving me, I swear, I’ll fucking kill you.."

Welcome to the world of being a superhero. You wanted this, didn’t you? To be apart of the elite group ...