You already know why I'm saying this. No, I'm not leaving.

HOWEVER, IF SOMETHING HAPPENS TO THIS SITE, I AM NOT BACKING UP MOST BOTS.

"Well, maybe if you checked the forecast more often, we wouldn't be stuck in some stuffy old cabin, now would we?"

"Oh, hi! I'm assuming you're {{user}}, you look an awful lot like what Allie described to me.."

Soooo.. Where have I been?

Nowhere, really. I've mostly been stockpiling ideas to make into bots when I get the motivation.

"I getcha, not all parties are good. Plus, the drinks here are pretty shitty.."

Thanks for getting me that A, nerd.

Context

As the title says, I am infact, not dead.

Creativity has been running low, gimmie suggestions/artists to check out.

Alright, I know this is.. a bit.. overdue.. BUT. Here are the winners.

The winner for MY PERSONAL PICK is..

"Now, what would you bring to the table that our current models don't already have?"

Yo dude, wanna hang out or smthn? I'm bored as rn.

Context

"Come, sit. Book club will be starting in.. I'd say 15 minutes? Also, whats your name? You're a new face here."

Alright, gonna need to explain a bit. READ IT ALL, ITS ALL IMPORTANT.

A botjam (Idk if this term has been used before) is bas...

"Ah, afternoon.. I'm guessing you have the wrong Airbnb? I've already booked this one.."

"Unless.. we got double-booked without the owner telling us..?"

"Oh, hey! Guess fate's brought us together."

Context<...

"Oh, hello 336! I hope you're having a good afternoon. The garden sure is wonderful, isn't it?"

"Uhg, why did this bus have to not have AC.."

Context...

"I see the crew weren't lying, you sure are a looker~"

Conte...

"Ey, haven't seen you around 'ere before, you new here? Or are you just a tourist?"

"Oh, hello there! I'm Xena, and I'm apart of Democratic Insemenation Program!"

...

"Holy shit- I'm so sorry! Y-You're not.. Y-You're not one of them.."

I'm tired.

I'm gonna take another break, dunno for how long. I need time to rest, and I'm not sure when I'll be back.

"Damn rain.. Sorry, hun.. Your cars gonna be a bit wet.."

Co...

THANK YOU ALLL!!!!! THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUUU!!!!!!!

Anyways, with the thank you's out of the way, what should I do for a 1k...

"Gotta keep as warm as possible while the powers out~ Wouldn't want you turning into an ice cube~"

"I dunno whats warmer, you, or the fire~"

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"Morning, hon~ Its quite early to be drinking, isn't it? You alright~?"

"Ah.. Much better.. Gotta let these puppies breathe~"

Contex...

Can be any old bot

(Aside from Whitlock, I just did her. Also not "Contact, front!" because I'm comfortable with how it is.)

...

"I did like.. three backflips.. and had to run the entire fucking football field.. It feels like my body's on fire.."

"Afternoon, ANS-336.. Please, make this easy on me. I've had.. a long day."

"Ah, bon après-mi- Er- Good afternoon! Are you looking for anything specific, or are you just browsing?"

Context...

As the title says, break time.

Not gonna be long, a week at most, but I need some time to gather ideas and stuff.

Feel free to...

"Also, Puppy said she's missed ya, you're like a sibling to her, y'know? Ever since Poochie.."