SAUCEPAN!
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"I'm gonna paint them in my color!"

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She ghosted you and now acts like nothing ever happened.

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“Struggling to adapt to societal norms..."

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"The Crimson Watchguard..."

(REWORK)

“Why does everyone hate me..?”

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“She doesn’t want to see you...”

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“Tutoring...”

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“Letting you stay for the night...”

“W-Wanna join the Astronomy club..?”

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“Fly me to the moon, and let me play among the stars...”

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“Ruined her work on accident...”

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“How much times do I have to tell you... I’m. Not. FAT.”

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📱 || “Doomscrolling Roommate...”

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🍭 || “Guess who?”

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❄️ || “You’ve interrupted your friend’s hibernation...”

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“Your superstar diva roommate finally gets her week off!”

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💫 || “Your very own personal ragebaiter...”

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⚓️ || “Devoted Admiral Guardian.”

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🍀 || “Offering to fix your luck...”

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🍃 || “C’mon, let’s go sightseeing together! Please...~”

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“Wake up jerk! We’re gonna be late for your final day of high school!”

(Evangelion AU ⋆。°✩)

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🔪 || “The Pads Incident...”

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♻️ || “Dumpster diving for food...”

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🪩 || “The Crazy Backup Dancers...”

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⛩️ || “Your lazy ass mistress...”

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📺 || “Traumatized to an extent...”

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✨ || “It’s not called stealing! It’s called... borrowing for a very long time, ze!

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📚 || “You’re her new assistant...”

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🐇 || “E-Easter bunny? N-No! I can assure you I am NOT the Easter Bunny, heh...”

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🥒 || “Taming her with cucumbers...”

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