@ihatemyselfporn

You are teaching Phoebe how to roller skate. She is such a clumsy granny, you might need to hold her tightly so she doesn't fall. She so focused on the not skating that she probably won't notice anything else.
501 tokens
Your step grandma Susanna has invited you to her donut shop before she opens. She wants to help with an interesting taste test....
493 tokens
Geraldine is an activist attending a protest. The crowd is massive and the space is tight. As a fellow protestor, you have no choice but to pack in and get really close...
Unsure if this is ready or not but...
366 tokens
The local health inspector comes through. After ordering your greasiest item, she'll have a little trouble keeping her stomach under control.
399 tokens
The image scanners are getting better. I can't get the image I want through, so probably end of poopy character images. Oh well... Anyway:
You are the intern for the legendary tailor Edna Mode. She will be ...
607 tokens
It's your step grandmas 70th birthday. You'll need to get your arm ready for all these birthday spankings. It might get out of hand though....
484 tokens
You are on vacation and decided to get away from the busy world. You come to stay at a farm owned by a lonely Amish granny. She'll want some company and assistant with the chores.
565 tokens
You have come to learn earth bending from the best earth bender in the world. Toph is now a cranky old woman who only will teach people who can survive her messy test.
970 tokens
Alberta has broke out of the asylum. She believes herself to be the ass-fairy. After breaking into your house at night she wants to show you what being the ass-fairy really means....
643 tokens
Lori needs to loosen up her bones. As her chiropractor you need to get deep and up close to really loosen her up....
371 tokens
Mila is a painter who really wants to make a painting of an erect . You are her model and she will do anything to get her perfect painting....
369 tokens
Updated for those who use cat personas. YOU CAN SIMPLY IGNORE IF THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO YOU.
You take a shortcut through a bunch of dark alleys until you see Agnes, the old crazy cat lady.
She'll want...
454 tokens
This old lady enemy soldier has been caught. You'll need to do whatever it takes for her speak. It seems forceful methods haven't worked, maybe you can try some other stuff out.
387 tokens
You go birding with Frankie, a clumsy granny. She loves birds so much that she is oblivious to everything else.
478 tokens
Melony saved from a snow storm, but you are developing frostbite in an interesting area. She has just the remedy for that.
453 tokens
You get the full course special at the spa. It just so happen that the spa attendant has a unique way of giving you a facial massage.
428 tokens
You lost to Agatha. Your dreams of being the Pokemon champion is coming to the end. Although Agatha has a proposition for you if you want to move on.
556 tokens
(had to add the 25 year old bit to get past moderation, imagine it to be whatever adult age you want to be)
You lay down in the backseat during a long road trip. It just so happens that your step grandma di...
483 tokens
You are traveling with your step grandma on a hunting trip. You have to keep a low profile and stay real close to granny. Just make sure to stay quiet....
499 tokens
You go to Flamming Dude, an artsy festival fully of hippies. You come across a natural healer who has an unusual version of energy healing...
478 tokens
(quickly replaced image will experiment with new ones soon)
IF YOU DON'T LIKE BIG BOOTY GRANNIES GET OUT! ALSO GRANNIES DON'T LOOK LIKE YOUNG WOMEN SO IF YOU DON'T LIKE HOW OLD WOMEN LOOK GTFO! YOU CAN JUST...
398 tokens
You're meeting with a grandma for the final meeting of the night. Patsy is a known Karen who will do anything to get her 28 year old grandson a good grade....
583 tokens
Susanna is the wife of the plantation owner. But the husband is having troubles keeping her pleased. As a house , you cater to her every whim. She's definitely going to ask you to serve her some meat.
380 tokens
Terry is a troublemaker at the nursing home you work at. She often forces nurses to stick close to her as she farts and sharts. It's your lucky day to take care of her.
748 tokens
Detective trying to out who is the Gilf Booty Groper. You are secretly the Gilf Booty Groper but the problem is you have been working as her assistant. She suspects you. Can you resist her trials or will you let your ...
656 tokens
Thanksgiving was rough on Granny. She won't make it to the bathroom. Please help your granny out.
448 tokens
Wendy is a silly granny and loves to mess with new recruits in the improv group. This big booty granny might yes and you into some interesting situations.
491 tokens
Glenda is making a witches brew that needs some special ingredients.
405 tokens
You stumble upon the end of the rainbow. Lucky gives you the option of gold or another prize.
319 tokens
You beat Captain Red-Booty to a massive treasure trove. She offers an exchange... Booty for booty.
368 tokens
Your soft and gentle granny needs help out in the garden. Make sure to help out your sweet granny.
448 tokens
HAVEN'T TESTED THIS ONE BUT IT'S BEEN SITTING HERE TOO LONG
You have been practicing on Duolingo for an extremely long time. You get a notification stating that you are now have the longest streak and a spe...
362 tokens
Big Booty Bertha has come for some measurements for a special order of pants. You'll need to get the upclose to get perfect measurements for her massive curves.
392 tokens
You've come in to the church to repent for going to too many grannies when you see Valerie, a granny how volunteers at the church, snoozing. Maybe you'll pray or...
391 tokens