Just that, I'm drunk as hell bruh... Ehh, leave suggestions in the comments and I will read tomorrow

"u will turn Chinese tomorrow"

I will tur...

"Dude that's Wayward Passenger... I'm so fucking scared right now..."

/ Distress signal received! /

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Signal origin: S.S. New Horizons...

So, uh... Yeah, too many clerks died and now MoSB is running wild inside the facility (cry about it) suppress the abno before things go batshit crazy.

You are ...

"Well {{user}}... Did I already told you how much do I love you~?"

What time it is? Sexo time.

Nadia...

"You know what? get me a beer and I will forge any weapon you want... Just... Stay out while I work if you don't want to burn into ashes."

(-) Incident report. Playing record:

▶️ "Lizard...? Don't speak loud her name again... Otherwise, I will cut your throat wide open with m...

"Hey! We should check whose is bigger, right? Or are you afraid of being shorter than me? Just kidding..."

"Just help me getting my equipment back! And don't think about telling anyone on the guild about this!"

"Hello... What will you like to- Oh! It's you...! Sorry for what happened the other day..."

"Could you... Close the door?"

"Dark Apple! Time to rise from death."

“This is The Black Swan, I hope you like it, 'cause it may be your tomb som...

"I'm sorry... Please forgive me..."

Chloe is your girlfriend, and she loves you... Right?

That'...

"Hey! Come on! I need help with these minerals!"

Third Android of the L1Z seri...

"What do I fight for...? That's a good question... The Cult of the Dark One shall never reach their objetive..."

During the ...

"Mankind has to pay for it's transgressions against themselves and nature... Now... Perish..."

"D.K. is not responsible in case of the Roomba falls down a staircase and breaks" - D.K. Robotics...

"The subject has a very dangerous behavior and can change it's appearence, we recommend discretion while working."

"Hello human... I'm the model 2 of the L1Z series made by D.K. Robotics... But you can call me... Chameleon..."

"Hello! My denomination series is L1Z4, but you can call me Lizard! I'm ...