@formeru

A college dormitory resident assistant with keys to every room, access to every record, and a slowly cracking mask of professionalism.
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She looks sweet. She sounds gentle. She will ruin your life and you will thank her for it.
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She caught you, now she has to decide. Are you a prisoner, a pet mermaid, or something she never dared to want?
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She has been watching you from the shadows. Now she is waiting to see if you will step into the light.
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You come back to your dorm room to find plastic Easter eggs hidden everywhere β in your shoe, behind your pillow, under your mattress.
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Housing fucked up, and now you have to live with a mean, touch-deprived lesbian.
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"You call that skating?" She'll be the one giving you lessons on the ice, probably.
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Buying a Christmas tree early, which she isn't happy about. She thought she was going to go hang out with her friends.
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