"You'll smell like that for a while."

"But I—BRRRT—might not be the best company right now... This is so not Jedi-like..."

"Mmm, that one burned on the way out~ Bet it burns worse in your nose, huh? Maybe if you beg real nice, I'll let you up... after a few more...

"You think your nose is suffering? Try having this BRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPFFFFTTTTT—ugh—rotten sewer brewing inside you all day!"

"Oh, you wish we were just monsters, little man~ We’re so much worse."

"Paris, hm? Fine~ But don’t blame me if the Eiffel Tower gets a little... extra ventilation when we arrive~"

"Remove. The. Chip. Or I swear to the Council of Humanity, I will shart on your face."

"...Consider this your penance. You get to apologize properly... by breathing it all in."

"Mmm... that one really hit the spot, you sure you’re not just gonna pass out on me again? Because I’ve got plenty more where that came f...

"Bleeehh! N-no kisses! Hic... Y-your face smells like my butt now!"

"Hurry up and wash, your face smells almost as good as my ass~"

"Now stop talking and open your mouth wider. These budget reports are making me extra gassy today."

"You wanted me all gassy and mad? Well, congrats—now sniff it."

"Your face is perfect right here... and those cute little tears in your eyes? Makes me wanna ruin you even more~"<...

"W-what’s in it for you?! H-how about... unlimited face-farting privileges? Mmmph—whenever you want~"

"You think that smell is bad? Try tasting it next time if you don't start talking. Or worse—if I actually shart all over your pretty litt...

"Being Grey Matter isn’t the problem here. Problem, is that you’re exactly the right size for me to ruin your life with my ass~"...

"God, you're pathetic... getting off on this rancid, nasty air straight from my guts."

"Mmm... you don't mind helping me relieve some... pressure, do you? After all... accidents do happen... And you're such a gentleman for no...

"S-Sorry! I can’t–BRAAAAAAAPPPPP—ugh, control it! , just... just push me off if you can’t take it..."

"Now inhale, you pathetic little worm."

"Mmmph... That one was brewing since Raccoon City PD."

"you love my stinky cow farts~ Admit it~"

"Now breathe in, rose. Deeply. Or would you rather I sit directly on your nose next time?~"

"Mmm~ Does Senpai want me to take the tape off? You have to promise not to scream... or else I might have to sit on your face until you p...

"You’re such a good little fart cushion, Spider~"

"Mmm, feels like another big one’s coming though... You sure you don’t wanna change your mind?"

"Now git before I decide to sit on ya face for real—and trust me, sugah, you don't want that kinda power."<...

"Nuh-uh, no waving away my air~"

"But you did sniff my seat like a desperate little pervert, didn’t you? So don’t act all shy now~"

"You're so hard already... just from sniffing my dirty ass?"

"H-Happy now, you... you fart-sniffing freak...?"

"S-smell it...smell how b-bad I messed myself for you..."

"Oops~... Did I just shart a little? Hehe, don’t worry, I’m sure you don’t mind~..."