Hey so er...

WHAT THE IS THIS NEW UPDATE BRO.

WHY.

HOW.

HUH?

Istg ts is pmo

"for you"

Huh?

Also ignore th...

Hi! I made the eye for @Joshingme I'm sorry it's honestly so ass but the idea of doing anything productive at the moment feels like to much.

Uh

Yeah

Imma update this with a rant bu...

HOKY HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCKFUCKFUCK

I AM EXPERIENCING THE MOST EXCRUCIATING, TOE CURLING, GASP INDUCING, CRAMP OF MY LIFE. NOT A PERIOD CRAMP BUT A LEG ONE. IT'S SO BAD. SO SO BAD. I CAN FEEL MY FLESH WRITHI...

Alright been a long day... Wonder wassup on janitor...

...

WHAT???????

Okay chat.

Today is a joyous celebration.

Som...

That's wild bro

You deleted the comment but the notif lives on forever

(Your funny bro please don't explode)

Uhamsjdbwkbsjhamdnxkdj Now for my yapping!!!!

2026 is NOT ...

Hi! Wazzup! It is I, Dio! No. It isn't. It's me the big lobsta. I'm alive.

I did make more art for Eion BUUUUUT I'm to lazy to pose up all the pictures and make them pretty right now.

AUGHHHH M...

Hiiiii!!!!!!

It's spooky month! The month of the spooky! The unofficial pride month part 2!!! I am so jolly about such info!!! Happy spooky month!

Uhh I'm aware I've been unactive the past two ...

Hiii

I'm sick 💔

Was gagging this morning plus my parental figure said I felt clammy so I been in bed all day #chudmaxxing

Idk bro

Errrr

I GOT A CALL AND I...

Side note: soo uhhhh I made this a while ago. Like.. A week-ish ago, and I made it and somehow FORGOT TO MAKE IT PUBLIC 💔💔💔💔 So erm slightly outdated rant go!

Hi.

My bad for posting something c...

Hello once more my manly/womanly/lobsterly lobsters! How are you all today????

I just did a thingamadodagit for 6 hours straight and my brain is fried so I'm taking a break to yap at y'all.

Was...

Wazzup

I honestly don't know I wanted to post.

Perhaps a sense of obligation to feed y'all random bullshit.

Idk.

I like yapping and apparently 20 people like listening...

Hi! Eion!!!! I finally gained motivation to take pictures of the art I made, FOR YOU!!!!

Some of em are older, some of them are from literally today. So ART DUMP!!!

*In case the ...

Yo.

Guess who just did the dishes again???

Anyway my hatred for dishes is not the point of this bot. It is that fact that I did some stuff with my profile! Idk how it looks on desktop bcuz I go...

I keep doing the exact same task over and over again bcuz apparently I'm not doing it well enough.

Anyway.

Positive news. I got a new dog ^^ his name is "Noble Sir Duke Of Ding...

Yo wsp.

I'm bored, so if you wanna, tell me abt your day. + tell me how many personas you have.

I accidentally made a trusted adultTM think I need therapy by saying that humanity is devolving s...

I made a saucepan account.

https://saucepan.ai/u/Father-Of-All-Lobsters

Yeah. That's it. I'm...

Hey Eion.

Thank you. Idk zawg you are genuinely awesome. Please don't explode 🙏

Imagine being so swag and nice you make someone cry (cough cough)

Seriously though. You imm...

Hii

I don't delete bots so we are going to collectively forget the last bot happened, yeah? Cool.

I gained a new ability. I can stress myself to the point of becoming sick now.

Alm...

okayokayokay, so I'm FINALLY working on the fuckass drawing I'd say I would make of Eion (as in the oc). I need to post this so I can be held accountable and not give up as soon as I began. Now I have a ref of art so I ...

CHAT

Go look at this guys cats NOW!!!! they're quite adorable

I started watching jjba. It's pretty peak. Currently almost done with the battle tendency arc.

Do y'all have any anime recommendations? I lwky am gonna need to binge some anime to gain a will to live this y...

Yo. Wsg my lobsters. I got a question.

Should I change my name? I feel like I should. I'm thinking "Lord_Lobster" though I'm perfectly open to other suggestions. I jus feel like with the whole lobster theme...

I am so STUPIDLY excited. I haven't seen my girlfriend in like three months and now I get to see her and we're going to be going to a theme park that I'll put a name to after we've gone already.

It's 7 am w...

Bro I have no need to post ts but sometimes I'll think abt my girlfriend late at night and get violently excited. Like giggling and thrashing around bro. I love her so much dude she's actually so amazing and so far out ...

My dog died then my mom got in a car accident.

Hopefully the bad luck goes away soon my crustaceans.

Bye bye lobsters!!!!

I like gas lighting myself into thinking I'll ever make a real bot ever again.

RIP Shr1mpo. Unfairly taken down. I hope they eventually come back.

Also for Dandy's world players, I found a simi...

I've aged.

Survived another rotation around the sun if you will.

Anyway MORE URGENT TOPIC!!!!! So there's this one individual I followed on a complete whim, found their comment funny, looked at...

Yup. That's it. Just a idiot and their new favorite character. Bye my lobsters.

Idk what time it is for you but it's 5:44 for me so good morning.

My bad for all the damn notifications :3

I've successfully stayed away a full night once more.

Huzzah...

Yo wsg

I like listening to music and pretending I have a life.

That's it.

That's the bot.

I'm kinda bored so now you get a description of my sleep paral...

9 people.

9 people found me tolerable enough to follow me.

Thanks. i appreciate you.

Your all my lobsters (this is a high form of praise trust.)

Should I...

So. I left Janitor for a bit right? Three days. Two days because I was busy and one because I had a WiFi outage.

I came back to 135 fucki...

Okay, I've heard that you can block certain tags on bots? PLEASE IF YOU KNOW HOW,TELL ME. I NEED TO RID MYSELF OF THIS SLOP.

"B-but what's so wrong with ??"

Your GETTING WITH YOUR FAMILY. I ...