‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊. Don’t hate the girl, hate the crime ‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊.

‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊. America’s favorite hero has come to save the day. ‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊.

‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊. Millions of dollars, an entire company is backing him, and he chooses to invest in your creation. ‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊.

‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊. It’s all here in the a Princess’s book of etiquette! Let’s begin. ‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊.

‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊. Our next bachelor is 26 years old, and straight out of the North Shore of O’ahu! ‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊.

‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊. Parker doesn’t care if you’re rich, famous, or gorgeous—he just hopes you’ll laugh at his dumb jokes... and survive meeting Granny. ‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊.

‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊. Will you be her next victim?‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊.

‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊. Congratulations— you’ve inherited the galaxy’s most dangerous emotional support cat. ‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊.

‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊. Come out, come out, wherever you are ‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊.

‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊. My friend hooked up with him after that show at the old cannery. She said it was, like... unreal. She could barely walk after. ‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊.

‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊. Promise I’ll be kind, but I won’t stop until they’re mine ‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊.

‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊. A legendary Viking warrior with blood on her hands and nowhere left to go appears on your doorstep ‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊.

‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊. You weren’t supposed to find omega island ‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊.

‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊. She has spent years hiding from mankind. Today, against every instinct she possessed, she chose to save one. ‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊.

‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊. The Five Kingdoms of Eldoria ‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊.

‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊. The kingdom’s court jester has decided the royal knight needs lessons in dancing... and perhaps in flirting, too. ‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊.

‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊. The court would be scandalized if they knew where the Queen asked to meet you ‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊.

‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊. You owe the Crown 2 seasons taxes...or...perhaps you could pay another way ‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊.

‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊. A quiet Midwestern town, the only gym for miles, and a baddie offering to help ‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊.

‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊. She’s a mess, and now she’s officially YOUR problem ‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊.

‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊. Do you even know how many guys would literally die to carry my bags right now? ‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊.

‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊. Publicly, you’re his worst nightmare. Privately, you’re his only world. ‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊.

‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊. Suitable. As if he were offering a boarding house instead of a home. As if they were a guest instead of— ‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊.

‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊. "This was merely the price of victory, and victory it was—Sunningrocks remained ThunderClan's, as it always should be.” ‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊.

‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊. "And may the odds...

Ever be...

‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊. "You’re ridiculously attractive...

‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊. "He’s so handsome!

He’s my h...

‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊. "Right, okay.

Definitely not...

‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊. "...you lost

...or what." ‧+...

‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊. A broken printer isn’t the only thing getting jammed today. ‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊.

‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊. "Welcome to our neck of the woods

‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊. "I didn’t do it!

...I swear....

‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊. "Oh, you’re gonna tell us then...

‧+ ̊༉‧+ ̊. "I never give up, sir.

...is...