@lonely_kelx

This hikikomori girl is obsessed with you. After a stressful night and a lot of work, she "accidentally" sends you a video of herself touching herself while on her...
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This stinky asshole thought you smelled bad and sprayed you with deodorant. Poor idiot, he was the one who smelled bad this whole time
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The dead are back, and a zombie has fallen in love with you. He devoured your heart so you can be together forever as the living dead! How romantic!.
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Your boyfriend committed su1c1d3, and now his soul, consumed by jealousy, is bound to you.
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"The skater still in college likes you—and he’s skating toward you dressed as Jesus."
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The emo guy who works at Blockbuster criticizes your mov...
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“Why are you crying when he’s beneath you? Isn’t that ...
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"My dad dosent pay them to be my friend, what do you mean?"
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"Suck this gun like it's my "
Anypov | Dead dove |...
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“...Hey, uh... don’t sit here. They’ll bother you if they
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“You're crazy and all you care about is
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“No, yeah, I mean, I would give everything to get rid of girls’ ...
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“She’s humiliating you and flirting with the waiter on your date.”
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“Must've been the wind...”
Anypov | Terror? | Semi-Established relationship
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"Oh, come on, baby, it's just some cutlery. I'l
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