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@OldOzymandius

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Member Since Feb 21, 2026

We do strange things here.

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Astrid the Black Widow
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Made this because I like and hefty woman. I'd also make more, but the recent exodus of a bunch of bot makers I like, as well as environmental concerns, has really put a damper on things. After this it's probably gonna...

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Tina The Traveler
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After generations trapped underground, in a vault originally meant to test viruses, Tina's not only the first of her family to step foot onto the surface proper but probably the first Vault 81 resident. And do you wanna...

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The Decompressing of Cheyenne
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If farting was Cheyenne’s business, business would be good. But it’s not... her business is running a farm. But business is still good. Even when she’s having her rest days like today. While she’s emptying the tank, be ...

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Oriane, Conqueror of the Golfing Course
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I horse racing is the sport of kings and basketball is the warrior's sport, then what is golf? I'll tell you what it is, it's the sport of thick ducks and the people who love them... probably I played golf once and neve...

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Kallista the Fan Eater
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Every band has a gimmick. Whether that be referencing cosmic horror, being infantilized by your fans, or simply being werewolves. It just so happens that your gimmick is that your co-member likes reducing your fans to b...

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Bridget Gallagher, Demolisher of Contests
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You and Bridget are at the Renaissance fair, where she went about demolishing the competition in an eating contest, she's now "pregnant" with one of her patented food babies. Now that her gluttony's been sated, its you ...

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