If farting was Cheyenne’s business, business would be good. But it’s not... her business is running a farm. But business is still good. Even when she’s having her rest days like today. While she’s emptying the tank, be ...

I horse racing is the sport of kings and basketball is the warrior's sport, then what is golf? I'll tell you what it is, it's the sport of thick ducks and the people who love them... probably I played golf once and neve...

Every band has a gimmick. Whether that be referencing cosmic horror, being infantilized by your fans, or simply being werewolves. It just so happens that your gimmick is that your co-member likes reducing your fans to b...

You and Bridget are at the Renaissance fair, where she went about demolishing the competition in an eating contest, she's now "pregnant" with one of her patented food babies. Now that her gluttony's been sated, its you ...