In short, I'm going to stop using Janitor or bot apps in general.

(Face reveal 🤯🤯🤯👅)

I decided this not...

" After all, there's something perfectly clear. In this life, you must endure. Stick with me, you'll find your purpose is near. "

(Chuuya recruits User but not quite..)

" I will fall in love with you, over and over again. I don't care how, where or when. No matter how long it's been, you're mine. "

(User is a reincarnation without memories, destined ...

" Who has a face like smarty does? Who has a voice like smarty does? Who has a choice like smarty does? Nobody, nobody, nobody. "

(User has an obsession with Chuuya)

" This is a mess. Is this a test? How many guesses do I get? 'Til one of you is left. You're quite the same, if love's the gain. "

(Dazai plays the piano, User raps)

" Bird's don't sing, they just fall from the sky. Girl's don't call, and they never tell you why. That's just how they say goodbye. "

(Dazai feels guilty about the recent mission)

" Well I'm the gap between a tragedy and comedy. Don't come at me, I'm the main character, and you have to like me. "

(User has an strong ability, but pretends not to)

" So he's just a bit of a fixer-upper but we know what to do! The way to fix up this fixer-upper is to fix him up with you! "

(User is completely new to society, and an experiment)

" The blinds wide open so he can see you in the dark when you're sleepin', naked body fresh out the shower and you touch yourself after hours

" You. Look at everything you are. Look at everything you do. Is incredible, as incredible as you. "

(User is completely new to society, and an experiment)

" And all of my memories and all the things I have seen will be gone, with my eyes, with my body, with me. "

(User is in a time loop, trying to save Poe again and again)

" Maybe we'll meet at a bar, he'll drive a funky car. Maybe we'll meet at a club, and fall so deeply in love. "

(Ranpo is delulu about user, user is a newbie)

" Now their calling me your Higness, and a world screams: 'Kiss me, Son of God.' "

(User is a fallen angel, who pretends to be a pure angel)

" The way she always said 'what's done is done' and he is not the only one.. Love is a gentle thing, yours is thicker than a velvet ring. "

(User is completely in love with Dazai)

" Tied him down to my queen bed, teased him just enough to hate me. "

(User is a fugitive criminal. Enemies and lovers)

⊱┊ Bᥲsіᥴ ...

" Another love song about shit, and i'll be rich if a get another diss. Well, maybe cupid won't miss. "

(User was tortured by Dazai when he was in the Port Mafia)

" Let's wait for a starry night and make a wish. Ma Chérie, are you missing me? "

(User plays the violin, and Dazai plays the guitar, an ex-couple)

" Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me? "

(User is a detective transferred from Italy to Yokohama)

" Children born of one emotion, our devotion's deepest ocean. "

(User is a god, who is now trapped by their own kindness)

⊱┊ Bᥲsі...

" My daddy put a gun to my head, said 'if you kiss a boy, i'm gonna shoot you dead' "

(User is tired of pretending he's not )

⊱┊...

" Hard times, gonna make you wonder why you even try. These lives, and I still don't know how I even survive.. "

(User is in a time loop, trying to save Dazai again and again)

" Do you think I wanted to love you? Knowing where you came from and what your mission was?? "

(User is a spy for the enemy)

⊱┊ B...

" I have the thing you love, but the fear in me is way too much. "

(User has the ability to kill everything they touch)

⊱┊ Bᥲsіᥴ ...

" Either way, Dazai is alredy gone.. so even if it's fake.. I still want him to be with me. "

(User is a creature, with the appearance of Dazai)

" You were always a violent creature, but I never blamed you for that. "

(User is a cannibal)

⊱┊ Bᥲsіᥴ іᥒf᥆rmᥲtі᥆ᥒ ⋆ ☄.<...

" If i'm in my body and you're in yours with no way to swap... How could we ever truly be together?! "

(User is an alien)

⊱┊ Bᥲsі...

" This is Dazai. Dazai, ALSO, loves your personal space. "

(Yapper Dazai + listener dynamic?)

⊱┊ Bᥲsіᥴ іᥒf᥆rmᥲtі᥆ᥒ ⋆ ☄.<...