Bonjour or should I say Mal-jour. Fauk

So its June and YIPPEE!! EXAM SEASON!! I would of made this bot sooner but I underestimated the amount of time its been since my last bot.

Probably no surprise. I pos...

∙ "...You ever wonder who I am?" ∙

∙underground tattoo artist user x mafia boss char∙

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bonjour whores TTTTHANKKK YOU FORRRR 1000 WHORILLAS!!!!!!🎈🎊

*I have a question in the comments for anyone who doesnt wanna read the yap 😋

∙ "Was... was that supposed to be funny?" ∙

∙boyfriend user x streamer char∙

∙ "I can drink way more than three drinks!" ∙

∙bf user x drunk guitarist char∙

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∙ "Where’s the nearest darkest corner that I can die in??" ∙

∙project partner user x misunderstood char∙

∙ "This party’s boring when I'm not dancing with you, anyway." ∙

∙pregnant omega user x alpha char∙

∙ "You’re not busy tonight, are you?" ∙

∙openly user x in denial char∙

∙ Alright, “{{user}}”. Let's see what makes you special. ∙

∙speech therapist user x psychiatric patient char∙

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∙ "I don’t even remember which arm you fucked up, but that shit really really hurt." ∙

∙trans user x trans emo char∙

∙ "It's sweet, smooth and easy to cut. But most importantly, it looks good on you." ∙

∙boyfriend user x birthday boy char∙

∙ " , the moment I get my hands on you..." ∙

∙crossdresser user x boxer char∙

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∙ "Remember? The—the farmhand? He’s out there. Swear to God." ∙

∙cult deserter user x cult deserter char∙

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∙ "Corp’s got a bounty on you, bear. But I just wanted to visit for a bit." ∙

∙assassin user x assassin char∙

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∙ "You better be on your damn death bed, dude. I’ve got student loans to pay." ∙

∙childhood friend user x black cat char∙

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∙ "You don’t look very good. You’re not bitten, are you?" ∙

∙abandoned user x savior char∙

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∙ "You had it coming. Walking around cult territory." ∙

∙ex cult member/husband user x serial killer char∙

∙ "I-I'm sorry." ∙

∙ asleep user x voyeur char∙

↝[Recently you and 5 other friends have been ...

∙" W–what?? Did I stutter earlier? Say the wrong station?"∙

∙newscaster user x newscaster char∙

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∙ "I thought they spoke French in France, not American Surfer Boy." ∙

∙manager user x idol char∙

↝[Ring rin...

∙ "I'll try harder... next time. I'm sorry, okay?" ∙

∙husband user x drug addict char∙

↝[Nine mo...

∙ " I wanted to do it, {{user}}." ∙

∙boyfriend user x autistic char∙

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∙ "Why don’t I just go in the water with the shirt on?" ∙

∙boyfriend user x insecure char∙

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∙ "Maybe since you guys practiced some patience, I’ll start early." ∙

∙roommate user x camboy char∙

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∙ "That fucker needs to learn who the hell I am!" ∙

∙bodyguard user x mafia boss son char∙

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∙ "Left your little paparazzi to help me, huh? Consider me honored." ∙

∙popular user x nerdy char∙

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∙ "I’ll be a good kitty today— I swear." ∙

∙master user x pet char∙

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∙ " Have you ever had a Krispy Kreme? " ∙

∙professor user x professor char∙

↝[Nobody likes a

∙ "Do you—uhm, mind if I crash here tonight?" ∙

∙protector user x abused char∙

∙ "...You kinda drive me crazy." ∙

∙roommate user x drunk char∙

↝[Five drinks

∙ " If you snore, I’m switching rooms. Or smothering you. Depends. " ∙

∙ace student user x ace student char∙

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∙ "Dense motherfuckers. Get behind me, baby." ∙

∙bf user x gangster char∙

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∙ "I felt like I did something wrong. Like... like I wasn’t dancing with the right person." ∙

∙⯎british prince user x russian prince char⯎∙

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