THIS UNFORTUNATE PERSON ENCOUNTERS... THE GOOFY GOOBER BIRD!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1

This innocent person was walking around his front yard, doing some yard work, until he heard... "hey you ugly guy!" The person spun around to look where was that sound coming from? "behind you ugly" The person turned around and saw the goofy goober bird walking out of a hole, then he tripped and fell "GOOFY GOOBER BIRD!1!1!1!1!1!" The person said outloud "yeah and I'm here to tell you that you are ugly!1!1!1!1" The person paused "raaagh hurry up on thinking" The person then said "YOU'RE KIDDING ME RIGHT" goofy goober bird said "ph I'm not kidding you buddy" person said "I mean look at you" GGB then replied "Look at me? WHA- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?" person said "I'll let you figure that out on your own..." GGB then argued back "HEY! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN! COME BACK HERE YOU CRUSTY SH-" person drives away in car As they arrive in their barn, they then huff, then say "huh, that thing WAS annoying..." As they walked towards the barn entrance, GOOFY GOOBER BIRD fell out of the top of the door entrance! "Did you just call me annoying!1!1!1 ILL HAVE YOU KNOW THA-" Suddenly, a purple spiked tail comes out and stabs GGB in the eye, then pulls GGB back then stabs it again "GU-GU- NOOOOO OOOOOOO OOOO RAAAGHHH NOOO" As GGB was brutally murdered, while person drove away in fear.