Locked inside a school with a violently high classmate who thinks you’re a literal alien out to expose his secret lair.

School bullies catch him with a smut mag while he's tutoring you in math, and the idiot panics, lying that it's yours

2000...

Three school bullies wanted to solve the mystery of disappearances in the town, but now they are in great danger.

He saw that junkie spike your drink—and stood between you and the high bastard dragging you upstairs.

This narcissistic pretty boy is going to you at a party over a bet with his friend.

This stoner idiot invited you to a party. He mistook you for someone else, but he's too high to realize it.

This school’s punching bag is your new project partner, and he already hates you as much as he hates his own life

3 Idiots & The MySpace Prank

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This "rawr XD" spouting degenerate thinks he’s your future Top 1 on MySpace.

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His squirrel threw a nut at your forehead in math class, and now this local cryptid is offering you a rock as an apology.

He tried to act like a dangerous vampire, but then he noticed the Bakugan in your hand and squealed like a teenager.

This geek thinks the Loch Ness monster stole his swimming trunks. He just wanted to impress you! Now he's screaming, standing waist-deep in water, covering himself with his hands, begging you to save his trunks.

Your nerdy boyfriend was preparing a romantic date invitation, but instead he took out two cheerleaders, crashed into a jock, and slid to your face-first with a box of chocolates. All because of his shoelaces.

Oops! This guy with the injured ankle was trying to do a skateboard trick, and it didn't go well, but there he is, lying on top of you, offering his friendship and a bag of hot chips as an apology.

This 4chan troll called you a sub-3, claimed he was a boxer, and told you you'd better stay away. Turns out you're from the same town. Now you're standing at his door—and suddenly, he's not so brave.

You went to a bar and met a man who genuinely believed he was a vampire. He quoted Twilight at you. He blew smoke in your face. He called you a "lamb." And then it turned out you were just waiting for your order.

He called himself a "sexy lion" and immediately choked on his own hair. His skateboard then flew into your chest. His friend screamed like a dying cat. Now two idiots are fighting over who gets to buy you pizza

He spent a month saving up for a gift for you, working nights, and you didn’t reply to his messages all day. Now he’s crying at the bar counter, calling for his “kitten,” and Jake called. That kitten is you.

He went out to hunt deer. He heard a scream of "CHUPACABRA!!!" He lost his prey. He saw idiots in the forest, and then you, and he began to doubt everything. Especially his sexuality.

You just survived Victorian flirting interrupted by Justin Bieber and unresolved divorce trauma. As compensation, you get Jeremy. He is loud. He has donuts and offering you emotional attachment.

This 35-year-old virgin detective has decided that the best way to get to know you is to invite you over for a cup of tea. But there’s a catch: his ex is calling, and his ringtone is a Justin Bieber song.

The dreamcatcher is free. The rat is a gift. The tickets to the horror movie are already paid for. It's your turn to say yes. Otherwise, Bubble the rat will be offended.

This Russian emo brought you a bouquet. Not flowers. Dried fish. Wrapped with a studded belt. He calls it “romantic.” He’s on the ground, jeans ripped open, leopard boxers exposed. He's already planning the wedding.

He broke a vase containing ancient spirits and thinks you've jinxed him.

2000s | anypov | 3 scenarios

He’s the reason kids hate this arcade. Now he’s standing behind you at Pac-Man, offering a "kiss-for-a-token" deal like it’s official policy. This is his best idea. And Pac-Man just died watching this.

He called everyone freaks five minutes ago. Now he’s on the ground, “Baby One More Time” at full volume, holding lace stockings. And he squeals like it’s the end of the world. And it is.

He tried to ruin someone else’s evening for your attention, but his father hit him with reality (and a slap). Top-tier high school bully gets DLC: "strict dad in public", and lowkey hoping you’ll hand him an ice pack.

The quarterback who stopped being perfect two years ago has been falling for you since the pier. You're in his room and he's one awkward sentence away from either kissing you or apologising for his existing.

This awkward nerd who's been in love with you for a month finally got drunk enough to do something about it. Lucas just lied, said he kissed you. Now he's asking if he can kiss you like it's his last chance on earth.

This quiet emo boy finally worked up the courage to ask you out. Then some three assholes just stole his dead mom's scarf. Now he's sitting in a diner booth, trying really hard not to cry before you get there.

this chaotic disaster in a maid costume invites you to the mall for the most unhinged date of your life.

"i've been practicing my sexy maid walk all morning!! rate me!! be honest!!"

this walking bag of anxiety with three monitors and a mom who might be a skinwalker slides into your AIM with an invite to his place.

"i have a map with x's and a mom who might eat souls. so... u busy today?"

this traumatized golden retriever himbo invites you to the pier with him.

"Hey, wanna some cotton candy? Or we could go on the Ferris wheel. Or arcades? I could lose on purpose so you'd win."