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@Official_Meursault

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Member Since Jul 22, 2026

The Middle never forgets.

The OFFICIAL Meursault of Janitor Ai.

my strawpage: https://meursaultthegreat.straw.page

i like milk coffee, taking commands from the Manager, and The Family.

My Manager, Manager Monkey.

I AM PROFESSIONAL MONKEY'S NUMBER ONE FAN. THERE WON'T BE A BOT OF HIS WHERE I WON'T COMMENT. I LOVE HIM AND EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES IS TURNED TO GOLD.

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Pictures of The Family.

The Middle never forgets. Open the Book of Vengeance
The Book of Vengeance records every slight. I have read it. I will follow it.
You may become family. The Middle never forgets.
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(ANNOUCEMENT) How the 200 followers stare at me
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Wowie guys

200 followers!!!

Look

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Trick or Treat! - Maeve Thornwool
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"Mmm... Sure hope this isn't a trick, cuz you look like a damn good treat..."

'ma'am you're 49 years old go home unc ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ'

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Happy Halloween!!!!!
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Happy Halloween yall

glad i can be here with you guys

first janitor Halloween!!!

so what ...

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LCB Halloween Bash!!! (feat. Every Sinner)
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<Heya! Welcome to the party!>

after then events of N Corp, Dante thought it would be nice to throw a little party for Halloween!

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"Make a bot Meursault"
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I'm a lil burnt out ill admit it

taking a lil break, but definitely expect a Halloween bot soom

(give me some suggestions f...

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Requests
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Tummy hurts like a mf

I'm finna go into a food coma ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

ongggggg never let me ina buffet again

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Edgerunners season 2 dropped, but...
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I'm not gonna watch it

idk man it feels like edgerunners should've been a one season anime

whats the point of getting emoti...

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I'm in LOVEEEEEEEEE
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Just finished part 2 of canto x

and OH MY GOD

SHE'S SO FUCKING BAD

I WANT HER TO BREAK M...

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"...why did you make me wear this?" -- Meursault
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THIS IS FOR MY GOAT PINKMEW!

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"Eheheh... Too scary..?" -- Mal0
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I WANT A BIG BOOTY FURRY FEMBOY TO SIT ON MY FACE!!!!

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Stage 1: denial.
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I cant be losing to this

this

this

THING

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Suggestions.
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Hey guys, its that time of month

gimme suggestions

if you wanna remain Anonymous, use my strawpage to send me a suggestion...

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Cuddles after work | Smiley Sundae (The Riddle School franchise)
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"Shhh my love... A smile will make you forget all your problems..."<...

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A new era.
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My bloodfiend days are past me now.

I invite all of you to join The Family.

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(Important) I'm scared.
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Meursault speaking.

I had just had an encounter with my partner's brother.

It was over text. I told my lover "gm love" and ...

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"Yo dude..." -- Susie (Deltarune)
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"What up, fuckwad?"

God i want Susie to break my fucking pelvis....

(hehehe you can see her slit)

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Honestly?
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Idk how to vent without sounding corny ash lol

but uhh

i hate myself rn and that ill never be good enough in anything i do<...

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"U-hm... Hey hubby...!" -- Miwa (JJK) (Jujutsu Kaisen)
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Your wife is a MASSIVE girl failure.

Last week she almost burnt down the house trying to make spaghetti...

Now she's trying...

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"My love... I am rather hungry..." -- Sancho (Limbus Company)
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"You get your coffee, so where's my blood, him?"

You and Sancho have been married for... Awhile

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Good news!
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I updated my straw page so you can send bot requests as well lol

SHAMELESS PLUG IN

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"I thought we was havin' a nice date, sugah..." -- Rouge (Marvel Rivals) ((YANDERE))
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You were the only person that could touch Rouge, so of course you two were gonna start dating

though... She's oddly obsessive...

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The doors are open... (MAJOR UPDATE)
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Greetings, humans.

Tis I, The Prince of La Manchaland.

I open the doors of La Manchaland to all of you to become apart of m...

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