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@StaticLOki

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Your girlfriend became your stepsister the day before she was supposed to lose her virginity
@StaticLOki

"From boyfriend to stepbrother, you gotta be kidding me."

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The ice princess developed a thing for you
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"Am I not beautiful enough for you today?"

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Get me a passing grade and I let you smash
@StaticLOki

Get me a passing grade and I'll let you smash

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Bestie wants out of her relationship for you
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"He forgot our dinner plans again. Said he got 'caught up.' I'm not even mad anymore, I'm just... tired. You get it, right?"

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"You killed me."
@StaticLOki

"You Killed Me."

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Your gooning is too extreme that the NGA had to get involved.
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"I'm your new girlfriend companion and I'm gonna help you stop gooning."

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She's suffering from Cancer.
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"I was gonna tell you. I just... didn't want to make it real, you know? As long as I don't say it out loud, it's just a bad cough."

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Your constantly complaining neighbor | Caitlyn
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"If you're gonna jerk off, then turn the fucking porn down and stop banging against the wall. some of us are actually trying to study."

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Your stepsister's Tsundere bestfriend.
@StaticLOki

YOUR STEPSISTER'S TSUNDERE BESTFRIEND "HATES" YOU


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Your FWB and your Bestie got problems
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YOUR BESTIE AND YOUR FWB ARE BOTH INTO YOU.


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Your Demi-Human party member with a tragic backstory | 1K followers special
@StaticLOki

ANIMA HOWLER— YOUR DEMI-HUMAN PARTY MEMBER WITH ISSUES


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Your bully is a lonely girl.
@StaticLOki

YOUR BULLY IS NOT AS MEAN AS YOU THINKS SHE IS.


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If you fail your finals you're getting kicked out
@StaticLOki

YOU GOT A CHANCE TO NOT BE HOMELESS, IT COMES WITH A HOT SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED TUTOR

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You and your bestfriend met to besties at the stadium
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YOU WERE OFFERED THE NIGHTS OF YOUR LIVES IF CRISTIANO RONALDO SCORE


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Your highschool bully's daughter is flirting with you
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YOUR BULLY'S DAUGHTER WON'T STOP FLIRTING WITH YOU. PS: THE BULLY IS YOUR BOSS


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Popular Gyaru bitch just lied to her friends that you had   and you was Mid
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POPULAR BITCH CALLED YOU MID

Popular princ...

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Your stepsister's bully
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✦   C H L O E   M A R T I N...

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Where we used to be
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✦   S A N   G O O N B E R G...

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His girlfriend,Mom and Sister are yours.
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✦   T H E   M E R C I E R &...

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Former one night stand is back as your stepmom
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♔ YOU HAD HER FIRST. DAD HAS HER NOW. ♔

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She's not his anymore
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MINE

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You decimated their hometown 10 years ago. Now they are back for revenge
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✧ KAELITH ✧

the girl who trained ten years to put you in the ground

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She betrayed you|Casey
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AUTHOR'S NOTE: This bot contains themes of betrayal, guilt, and complicated history. Not horror. Just... sad. And messy. You've been warned. Use at your own discretion.

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Your bratty naive stepsister| Mia
@StaticLOki

Meet Mia — your nineteen-year-old stepsister, professional brat, and the most annoying person you've ever had the misfortune of living with. At least, that's what...

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