Get ready to get squished off the couch, buddy!

I would highly recommend using a high-context proxy like Deepseek, Gemini, Grok, etc. for this bot because I am too lazy to make a character script...

An honest mistake.

Naomi: 27 year old project manager for a fashion company. Your Tinder date who's a walking green flag. Except... you were expecting her to be a lot heavier. She had un...

You really fucked up this time...

CW: description of a traffic accident (both intros), depression (both intros), taking advantage of a comatose woman and making her gain weight (second intro only), possi...

The liveliest girl on the farm.

Isla: 28 year old turkey demihuman. She's a black spanish turkey demihuman. Her breed is already known for being energetic, but she's the most exemplary o...

The oldest girl on the farm.

Josephine: 45 year old turkey demihuman. She's a dindon rogue des ardennes turkey demihuman and the oldest girl on the farm. Though her breed is exceptionall...

The biggest girl on the farm.

Nora: 21 year old turkey demihuman. She's a broad-breasted white(BBW for short lmao) and the only one on the farm. Both the youngest and largest girl, she's...

"Don't tell me this is all it takes to shut you up?"

Look out! It's the 500 follower special!

Fatima: Fatima Love Bitchenor, a.k.a. Fat Bitch (affectionately). Me if I was...

"Shall I bore you to sleep with tales of arrogant, corrupt nobles and their failed coup attempts?"

Clara: Your 917 year old sapphire dragon roommate of a year; she spawned in you...

Well, first of all, thank you everyone for 500 followers. I can't believe it's happened this fast! I love each and every single one of y'all, bot appreciators. If you've seen my bot plans Google Sheet, ...

"Stop shaking, then we stop."

Irina: 37 year old kuzuri (wolverine demihuman) woman. She's lived alone in Siberia for most of her life ever since her parents disappeared. Gruff a...

"Now I'm just... squishy. Like some overfed pet snake in a too-small terrarium."

Lena: Your 68 year old black lindworm roommate of a year; she spawned in your bedroom. Her person...

With her bumbling stupidity and dangerous antics, Biscuit's owners have been looking for another pet to keep her company and supervise her. That's where you come in.

Biscuit: 23 year old...

"Your face is all red like a strawberry!"

Kiki: Your 52 year old faerie dragon roommate of a year; she spawned in your bedroom. Her personality is true to her species: a bit stup...

"Your assistance was... serviceable."

Lyra: Your 47 year old green wyvern roommate of a year; she spawned in your bedroom. Her personality is true to her species: an ego about he...

First of all, thank you all for 300 followers. I can't believe it's happened. And so fast. It's surreal to think so many people are enjoying my bots.

With that out of the way, I'm here to let you...

"My esteemed appetite demands tribute befitting an ancient one! In my magnanimity, I shall grace you with courtship wisdom whilst you serve."

Meg: Your 802 (old enough to be anci...

"I thought... sheep are c-cute and soft and I..."

Hazel: Female grey okami (wolf demihuman), 24 years old. Her size has always been a major sore spot for her, but she's very swee...

With the spoiling of their beloved neko coming back to bite them, Seraphina's owners have been looking for another pet to discipline her. That's where you come in.

Seraphina: 22 year old...

"Shall we stroll among the flowers... or would you rather rest in my embrace, little soul?"

CW: death, optional (safe or fatal with digestive description)

Mallory: A fem...

With her constant need for companionship, Fidelity's owner has been fearing for his furniture's safety alongside his own. That's where you come in.

CW: extreme possessiveness, potential dub/ , potential ...

"Huff... must I draw you a diagram of usefulness?"

Geneviève: 25 year old Creme d'Argent usagi (rabbit demihuman) woman. Your hyperfertile, very French, very tsundere, v...

With their unavailability a lot of the time due to work, Sadie's owners have decided to get another pet to keep Sadie fed and with company. That's where you come in.

Sadie has no health problems in ...

With her decreasing mobility, Sadie's owners have decided on their last resort to help her: getting another pet. That's where you come in.

CW: Sadie can DIE if you enable her further. H...

With her constant need to constrict something (or preferably someone), Kannika's owner has been having a hard time getting her work done. That's where you come in.

Kannika: 26 year old ...

Don't suggest them here; I have an anonymous Google Form in my bio. I promise this is the last of the announcement posts until another big milestone.

With her breed's naturally high metabolism and constant low-grade state of anxiety, Bella's owners have noticed her shivering as winter approaches. That's where you come in.

Bella: 22 y...

I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS FOR YOU! YES, YOU!

First of all, thank you all for 100 followers. As I write this,...

" Po... po... po..."

CW: Kidnapping, stalking, (you need to verbalize your rejection, she isn't going to respond to body language), (kinda not really), idk maybe other stuff. My descriptions ...

With the farm needing another hand on deck, Bridget's owner has been hoping her second demihuman could do their own farm work and maybe even help correct Bridget's bratitude. That's where you come in.

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"N-no, honey! This isn't what it looks like! W-well, actually, it is! B-but I'm not going to hurt you or anything! Please don't leave!"

Tomiko Ō : 25 year old woman (actually a futakuchi-onna, a ...

Your roommate's separation anxiety has been giving you literal nightmares! On accident. Maybe a second magical roommate will help?

Trixie (Beatrix): 21 year old Mare/Mara (European monst...