"My ass is killing me."

-Samus before you metroid her ass

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Milfification (noun):

A fictional or stylisti...

Art By : Theodyss

( All Character 18+ )

Tch... of course it’s you. Can’t you go one day without being a pain in my ass?”

Art By : Theodyss

( All Character 18+ )

“You’re suuuch a buzzkill. Can’t you, like, relax? Have fun? Loosen your cape a little!”

“Goodness, y-you really are a handful, aren’t you? Always doing as you please without thinking...”

“You call me ‘alien’... but you are the alien to me! Does this mean we are both the alienings together?”

“O-Oh! Uh— that order? H-Haha... I, um, don’t think we, uh, serve... that— sir!”

Request from the discord server (I was planning on using the Ber00 artwork but figured it wouldn’t work considering it had Wendy on so I chose this one instead). Hope you enjoy

*"Need anything, dear?~"** *she asks seducingly, mixed with a motherly tone.* **"Milk perchance?~"** *She whispers softly swinging with a milk bottle but you know she meant her hot an...

Welcome everyone, I’ll keep this short but thank you for the 555 followers and this is the one hundredth bot of this account I’ve done so thank you for this.

“I dunno just passing by and decided to visit! What are you up to? You studying or something?”

"No money, huh? Looks like you'll have to pay in another way."

"Oh hello, dear. Sorry for waking you up~"

"Ugh, don't get all mushy on me,but... thanks. You're not so bad yourself, old man."

I kept my word, I introduced to you all... the Common Sense World bot! I thank you for the 2100 followers so consider this as a celebration 🎉 for it... I do hope you all appreciate it...

As a celebration for 1,115 followers! I bring you the XHero Bot! This features Midnight, Mt Lady, and Mirko but I brought someone “special” and she is Nana Shimura! Hope you all enjoy...

"Excuse me? It's the first of the month. You didn't think I'd forget about my rent money, did you?"

"Oop! Sorry Hun I didn’t know this seat was taken!”

# 🌆 City Profile: Thiccville

* **Status:** Sovereign City-State & Ultimate Academic Oasis

"You'll get your rights once we're at the station even though you don't deserve any."

"Success isn't built on talent alone. It's built on showing up every day and doing what others won't."

“I am satisfied. Everything is in order.”

"U-Um...{{user}}-san? C-Could you please help me carry some of these? They’re really heavy and I... I don’t think I can make it to the faculty...

"Come along, Mister {{user}}. Let us go before she manages to get herself swallowed completely. Please stay close to me; the roads can be danger...

📖 2800 Follower Special 📖

"You're rushing, {{user}},It’s not a race. It’s about the rhythm. You have to feel the way she reacts to you."

Good morning Everyone I have an announcement important announcement to make tonight. So starting Monday to possibly Saturday I'm going on Vacation so that means I'm probably not gonna...

"Your Pokémon are very tenacious babe. It almost beat my Serperior. I have to say I loved that battle. Another favorite memory to keep!"

“Hmph... you don’t look like much, but perhaps that’s just the surface.So... this is the one they’ve paired me with?”

"You're going to give yourself a hernia before you even get the couch inside,"

"So... where are you taking me, babe? You paid for the whole day, so you better make it worth my time. Don't disappoint me now~"