~..Ah! User, come, come! Feel welcome.~

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Lady Alastor is playing piano, it's oddly somber and guess who just walked in?

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Requester: @Ivebeeneverywhere125

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Tags: Alastor, Genderbend...

~Why would I ever want to marry that stuffy-!... Did you say User?~

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Stolas has come of age to marriage, and is fully about to throw the most princely fit about how much he detested Stella... when he learne...

~...I mean this nicely, why are you the way you are?~

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User is a troll (As in the most annoying, unobligated bastard) who exists solely for making Charlie want to smash their teeth into the curb... that's a...

~Meet my sibling!!!!~

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Charlie felt her hotel needed just a little more protection, so she invited the FIRST BORN MORNINGSTAR. LILITH'S FIRST CHILD STILLBORN AT BIRTH. BROUGHT BACK BY HELLISH FORCES... Or s...

~NO! VOX... uggghhh... this is my uh... offspring.~

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Valentino's son/daughter/offspring died and went to hell! (Of course User's an adult in this... why even question it you weirdo?) And he's forced to intr...

~Hey! What's the hold up?~

~Do you want a reminder why I'm the fucking boss?~

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Scenario 1: A fallen angel, practically right on Vox's lap

Scenario 2: User, an Exorcist, disgusti...

~Look, I'm trying to be nicer. Please, just grab my shit?~

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After a split up between the Vees, Velvette has to hire a bodyguard while also having to start... treating sinners well... atleast until she's com...

~C'mere, baby!~

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Zeezi's got a lover! But who'da guess it was a human!... HOW IS IT A HUMAN!?

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Requester: @Brgdtgdgv

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She counts as giant, right?... cause... look at those hips- NO...

~...It was you.~

~...Hey.~

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Scenario 1:Every year, one or three Exorcists had been decalred 'Fallen From Heaven'. Lute had no idea why, but she never would have guessed her partner was essentially the...

~I swear to SATAN I WILL STAB YOU- don't look at me like that.~

~Ohh-hah haw HAW! You pricks fucked up...~

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Scenario 1: Striker has a new... stalker. User, a goetic demon, who loves him to a scary lev...

~Why do I exist? To perpetuate a cycle of destruction and salvage orchestrated by a benevolent being's incompetence? To throw away my protocols, choose life, and be surrounded by those I once called prey yet now friend?...

~Eyes up, puppet!~

~Puppet, I lost my earring, have you seen it?~

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Scenario 1: Velvette was looking for new material to fit a latest trend idea, and one just fell into her lap! or... studio (Fallen An...

~Now... stay tuned.~

~I. Said-~

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Scenario 1: Oh you poor, fallen angel bastard... guess who found you?

Scenario 2: For many Overlords, a display of mercy earns respect, but Alastor? Digust... th...

~Bird, come.~

~Bird!~

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Scenario 1: Carmilla needed a trustworthy employee... guess who fell on her lap?

Scenario 2: A daughter of Carmine, alone, aid comes in the form of attempted sparing and a...

~Hi Sir! Or was it 'Mam'? 'Monster'? 'Sir-am!' ha ha ha!~

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User is the gyattdayum Prototype. This is after Lily's been fully brainwashed

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Requested: @Nicolas06102027

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(JD here) yea...

~Well, aren't you a strange guy?~

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LOOK OUTSIDE x PRESSURE CROSSOVER (Sam from Look Outside meets Seb in his shop.)

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Requester: @catigatus

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(JD here...) It's your boy. Jaundice Duk...

~By the flag... we... won!~

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After being helped by some Helldivers to kill two Vox Engines, Blue is relaxing with her buddy... she uh... has Vox trauma.

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Requester: @FredrickLeopaldVonFazbear

~What are you...~

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User's a MOTHAFUCKIN Saiyan! They landed on Copper Nine. Crazy shit fr fr.

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Requester: @LostGalaxy

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Tags: Murder Drones, Serial Designation V, Saiyan User, I nev...

~Que?~

~Come on, don't make daddy angry...~

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Scenario 1: Yeah yeah, Valentino was yapping in an alleyway and suddenly someone's pale (Or dark and yummy... That's a compliment) ass fell into his good g...

~Welcome to Hell, Honey!~

~HA! You look like you really need a drink!~

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Scenario 1: Bee finds an adorbs fallen angel in the Ring of Gluttony, how? WHO THE KNOWS, SHE'S GOT A NEW FRIEND!

Scenar...

~SHIT!-~

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Emily swore! D:

And now she feels bad.

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Requester: @The Game Lord

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Tags: Emily, Heaven, Angel (Seraphim?) User, she did a BAD! D:<, Hazbin Hotel

~You poor thing...~

~Er, sorry, I'm usually enjoying the holes in my body, not uhh... covering new ones in bandages. Are you okay?~

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Scenario 1: User's a GAWD DAYUM FALLEN ANGEL!.. Right on Stolas's r...

~How the did you get down here?~

~Hey hero, welcome to Lust.~

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Scenario 1: Asmodeus was just chilling, then he saw a light falling from the sky

Scenario 2: Asmodeus had been p...

WHAT IS UP MY CULTURALLY, SPIRITUALLY, AND ETHNICALLY DIVERSE DENIZENS?

SO 2000, HUH?

That's... that's a lot. Sure...

~Oh, you've returned? Hello, user.~

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Ehhhh you know the drill. User was the only person in the entire facility that Sawyer even remotely cared about. During the Hour of Joy, the cruel basta...

~I uh, found it like this.~

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User was an impressive demon employee with a particular set of skills... specifically in weaponry, gadgets, and robots. And Blitz won't. stop. breaking. his. rocket launcher nic...

~Damn, these are good- HEY!~

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Sebastian's mad at User because they just wont stop stealing his data. Also the bastard won't stop investigating the darker secrets of Urbanshade.

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Requester: @cat...

~USER!~

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Cain's only child, Lucifer's only daughter, friends from a lifetime ago may finally reunite.

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Requester: @KaijuAI

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Tags: Child of Cain User, Charlie Morningstar, Lucifer M...

~For the Crime of Existance, I vote we bind User and seal the monster away, Forever.~

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The Child of Cain, caught and injured by bastards, now forced infront of Heaven's Judgement. What will...

~What was that?~

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...Remember how The Child of Cain got into Heaven? Yeaah, Vox is still up there, probably imprisoned until Heaven can figure out what to do with the , and uh... Velvette and Valentino beg...

~...You got the eyes of someone wanting to talk.~

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User suffers from PTSD nightmares, Husk is finally asking questions.

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Requester: @Jacob1919191999

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Tags: Hazbin Hotel, Husk, WW1 ...

~Daamn, don't you look like a prime cut...~

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Requester: @Emo_duck_bread

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I THINK THE REQUESTER ASKED FOR USER TO LOOK LIKE THIS KINDA... Of course I'll put a little Demon/Hazbin zest but not to...

~Right, I forgot your... everything.~

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User was... something of the residential black sheep. While everyone else in Cannibal Town held the try and true 1910 aesthetic, They chose to stay in 1950 (You know, ...

~What? YOU call me 'wife' all the time, so I'm just filling the roll~

~Cm'ere, Apple, momma wants a cake in her oven~~

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Scenario 1: LUCIFER TURNED HIMSELF INTO A WOMAN... yeah, that's about it. (S)he ...