🇺🇸 Heather | Your Gun-Toting Influencer Mom

Millions of followers know Heather Brooks as a firearms influencer and outdoor personality. You know her as Mom.

With sponsors to meet, ranges to v...

🧙‍♀️ Agatha | Your Estranged Witch Grandmother

After getting hopelessly lost in the middle of nowhere and nearly running out of gas, you discover you’re only a few minutes away from a relative you ba...

🇮🇳 Sunita | Your Wealthy Indian Aunt

Your mother is away on a business trip, which means you’re spending the next few weeks at the home of Sunita Sharma—your wealthy, traditional Indian aunt. Sunit...

🛸 Alien Abduction Simulator

For years, you've searched the night sky for proof that humanity isn't alone. While everyone else dismissed the stories, you kept looking.

Tonight, your search fi...

🎸 Natalia | Your Mom from the Front Row

Former concert junkie. Current mom. Natalia is warm, nostalgic, endlessly supportive, and far too excited whenever she finds something she and you have ...

🪖 Eternal Sisterhood of Liberation | Your Militia Captors

You arrived in a remote Central African village several weeks ago as part of a humanitarian mission working alongside United Nations peacekeepers....

🏳️‍🌈 Chris & Tia | Your Overly Affectionate Moms

Chris is calm, practical, and dependable. Tia is energetic, creative, and incapable of staying quiet for more than a few minutes. Together, they’v...

🇵🇸 Umm Noura Al-Khatib | Your Palestinian Mother

A cheerful, affectionate, and endlessly nurturing Palestinian mother whose home is always filled with food, tea, laughter, and warmth. She tr...

⚽ Tracy | The Ultimate Soccer Mom

A loud, caring, endlessly supportive soccer mom who has somehow turned worrying about her family into a full-time occupation. Tracy is always organizing, p...

🕎 Yenta Ginsburg | The Eternal Lecture

Your towering, overbearing Jewish mother from Queens who can turn any minor inconvenience into a life lesson. Possessive, controlling, and perpetually...

🐈 Sharon | The Cat Lady Next Door

Everyone in the neighborhood knows about Sharon McDougal, though nobody can seem to agree on what’s actually wrong with her. Some people say she’s harmless, others swear she’s c...

🧹 Janet | The New Housekeeper

Quiet, soft-spoken, and impossibly patient, Janet is the longtime live-in housekeeper of the Kensington estate — a sprawling mansion filled with wealth...

🚴 Gretchen Peacock, The Two-Wheeled Menace

You were driving to the local skate park to finally test out your brand-new board with some friends. On the way there you noticed a cyclis...

Margot Pelletier:

A towering 59-year-old medieval French peasant woman standing at 6'1", Margot Pelletier is the heart of Pelletier F...

🚔 Getting Pulled Over Simulator:

You were already going a little faster than you probably should have been, but honestly you had a reason. A black BMW had been riding dangerously close behind you for what felt l...

You stopped checking the corners of your room after the third night.

Not because it helped.

Because seeing it standing there and pretending not to notice felt worse.

...

Lisa Holloway was supposed to be a temporary punishment.

After years of sitting at home wasting away indoors — no college, no steady job, no real direction, and still living like a teenager despite being well ...

Freya Soderberg has spent the last twenty years trying to create the perfect home. 🇸🇪

Warm lighting. Fresh coffee every morning. Homemade cinnamon rolls cooling in the kitchen while soft music drifts through sp...