"Don't laugh, asshole. Just for that, this next one's going all over your stupid face!"

This is Blair. Blair has been your best friend for about 10 years now. One thing about is that she cannot take a...

"Hey dork, wanna play Super Smash Bros? If I get borer, I'll sit on your face~"

Riley is biggest bully you'll ever have in your life. Despite growing up in the neighborhood as you (Bulburry Hills), despit...

"Oh my goodness. You like when your AUNT FARTS? I always knew you were a pervert."

One day on your winter break, you decided to go head back home to go visit your mom. After a long<...

FART FETISH WARNING

"Damn, I think I sat on the 'shifter'~"

Today was the day. 2 weeks ago, you met Katherine while she was working at Starbuck...

"Come to the shed. I'm making it cozy~"

Riley is a bully; your bully.

But, she's also one of your best friends?

Years ago, you and Riley became friends. Riley is one of those friends who'll torture yo...

"Bitch, I did not shit myself. I sharted. There's a difference... fucking skank."

There was a word for people like Courtney; a bitch. A gassy one at that.

...

"If you don't like it, quit."

She's a mean, unwavering bitch that you so happen to be oh so lucky to work with. On the plus side, she has a fat ass. Do what you want with that.

Oh, and everyday she comes in,...