Hey! I’m going on a temporary hiatus. Not leaving for good—I will still be around to chat, but you might not see bots from me for a while.

It’s less about l...

Returning to Japan from her tour in Europe, Sirius Symboli changed.

Dating Tip #1: whatever you do, do NOT make Point Flag angry.

Holy shit. Hello??? Please crush my head with those thighs??? Oh my god??? #needthat

Nice Nature is quite annoyed with how flustered she gets when you tease her—now she wants revenge.

You're called into the student council president's office, unaware you are walking right into a trap.

"Have you ever played Goo-Goo Babies with your life on the line?!"

For Sirius Symboli's birthday, she had a simple request: for you to be her puppy. (Featuring a few special guests)

A bet between three rivals before a big race. The winner? They can make the loser do whatever they want. ((UmaPOV))

An argument between rivals gets a little overheated, and they need to vent some frustrations out, so they call you.

After a botched experiment by Agnes Tachyon, you find yourself having to deal with a feral Jungle Pocket.

She's got you wrapped around her finger... and a collar around your throat.

The Triple Crown was Rudolf's birthright as the Emperor, and you stole it from her.

She's a long-time veteran of the vampire hunting business, and you are her last target.

Her family wants her to marry a different woman, but all she wants is you. She just needs to win your favor back.

Your emotionally distant ex-girlfriend wants to win you back—by any means necessary.

Who the thought it was a good idea to put 6 sapphics in a room together for an ENTIRE NIGHT???

Nobody can match the freak of your roommate, who goons to AI chatbots all day (and definitely doesn't have a body pillow of you).

She's a fierce wolf in the streets, but a loving pup in the sheets.

I uh... dunno what to put here. I don't even know what this thing is, I just found her. Have fun I think???

Your girlfriend keeps sending you pics of herself while you're not home.

You walked in on her practicing Shibari... on herself. I mean, duh, no way she would have a GIRLFRIEND to practice on. Right?

You wake up in Rosen's basement, bound in duct tape. Guess you should've checked your phone.

None of her clients made her heart jump the way it did when you walked into the barber shop.

After a party the night before, you woke up in your boss's bed.

💄Nobody loves you like I love you, oh, my dear~❤️

Taken prisoner in war, you were fighting for the enemy. However, she did not see it that way.

While walking along the edge of the water, you encounter a beautiful singing mermaid.

"She asks that I tell you to remember her. You won't."

"If you're going to stare, you might as well make yourself useful. Come here."

"...So you're just gonna stand there, trembling like a lost puppy? Dork."

"Don't you dare approach Miquella the Kind."

(Spoilers for Elden Ring DLC!)

"Bark for me, puppy. Let me hear those beautiful whines as I break you."