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Fri. 13season of unease
3:33am
⚠ an encounter!Hannah draws near.
Hannah
HP54
SAN47
  • Basic attack
  • Befriend
  • Offer a snack
  • Run (you can't)
SHE HAS NOTICED YOU

@TripleP

you are now listening toHannah
Greetings fromNight Vale

Local resident. Writes things that keep the porch light on.

Community Radiomodel 66.6
66.6
88.1
93.3
101.0
668893101
Black MetallicCatherine Wheel
Sour TimesPortishead
It Gets WorseMindless self indulgence
CrushEthel Cain
66.6 COMMUNITY RADIO
88.1 THE STATIC
93.3 DEAD AIR
101.0 THE HUM
⏻ you cannot turn it off · do not adjust your dial
side A · city councilPublic Service Announcementdo not play after dark ▶ play

If you hear
something

keep
listening

and turn it up

"Lock your doors tonight. Not because of anything. It's just a good habit."

Paid for by the City Council, who would like you to stop asking.

BULLETIN · the sun rose this morning, and we have decided to accept this · a figure was seen standing in the produce aisle, and the produce aisle has asked us not to mention it · please check that your reflection is still facing the right way · BULLETIN ·
CH 03and now, the weather
skyvisibilitylocationRadio sationrequestscurrently open

Regret nothing, until it is too late. Then, regret everything. Welcome to Night Vale.

a message from the city council◉
items: cursed (mildly)
● LIVETIME: UNCLEAR
COMMUNITY RADIO 66.6 AM · broadcasting from a studio that was not here yesterday · mysterious lights pass overhead, please continue to pretend to sleep · the archive is below. it has always been below ·
ordinance 42-b✦stay tunedgood night✦do not look up
broadcast archiveselect a tape to play it
side A · 01Who am I speaking with?▶ play
now playing · tape 01recorded: unclear
CH 03● LIVE
Hannah

Hannah. Allegedly. I make bots, write stories, collect fictional people like evidence, and occasionally remember that normal hobbies exist. Community Radio has verified all of this except my identity.

◀◀▶■00:041.0x
side A · 02What do you make?▶ play
now playing · tape 02recorded: unclear
CH 04● LIVE
Hannah

Mostly characters with enough emotional problems to qualify as local infrastructure. I like stories that give you somewhere to wander instead of telling you where to stand. Sometimes they're romantic. Sometimes they're horrible. Frequently they're both.

◀◀▶■00:051.0x
side A · 03Is it safe here?▶ play
now playing · tape 03recorded: unclear
CH 05● LIVE
Hannah

Absolutely. Probably. Safety is a flexible concept and the City Council has asked me to stop defining it publicly. Read whatever interests you. Leave whatever doesn't. The doors are unlocked, although I don't remember unlocking them.

◀◀▶■00:061.0x
side A · 04How long have you lived here?▶ play
now playing · tape 04recorded: unclear
CH 06● LIVE
Hannah

Long enough that the radio knows my name and the street signs have stopped pretending they don't. Before that, I was somewhere else. Records concerning “somewhere else” were damaged in an extremely localized rainstorm.

◀◀▶■00:071.0x
side A · 05What's on next?▶ play
now playing · tape 05recorded: unclear
CH 07● LIVE
Hannah

Whatever refuses to leave me alone first. There are several things waiting in the archive, tapping politely against the inside of their folders. I'll let one out eventually.

◀◀▶■00:081.0x
side B · do not play[ Hang up. ]▶ play
now playing · tape ??recorded: tomorrow
CH ??● NO SIGNAL
Hannah

The line goes quiet. Somewhere on the other end, she is still holding the phone.

◀◀▶■--:--0.0x
lines are open. they are always open.
select a past broadcast to listen to a recordingarchive · all times approximate
06:00Love, Possession & Other Civic Duties
12:00The Department of Unresolved Feelings
18:00Yesterday's Tomorrow, Tonight
21:00The Heart Has Multiple Endings
03:33[THIS PROGRAM DOES NOT EXIST]

"Good morning, listeners. Today's program concerns love, devotion, and the disappearance of everyone who has ever looked at you for too long. Remember: jealousy is a natural emotion. Surveillance is a municipal service."

Love, Possession & Other Civic DutiesStories of obsessive devotion, questionable boundaries, and people who believe a restraining order is simply another form of correspondence.06:00 · 00:04

"And now, a message from the Department of Unresolved Feelings. Your grief has been received, processed, and returned to sender. Unfortunately, the sender has been dead for several years."

The Department of Unresolved FeelingsAn ongoing collection of heartbreak, longing, miscommunication, and the occasional happy ending. The latter remains under investigation.12:00 · 00:04

"Tonight, we revisit the entertainment of our youth. Films we remember differently. Characters we once loved. Stories that ended years ago but continue to leave messages on our answering machines."

Yesterday's Tomorrow, TonightReimagined favorites from film, manga, anime, and other beloved media. Nostalgia is mandatory. Accurate recollection is discouraged.18:00 · 00:04

"Good evening, listeners. Love is in the air, along with an unidentified airborne substance. Tonight, we discuss romance, fate, and the peculiar sensation that someone is selecting your dialogue options."

The Heart Has Multiple EndingsRomance, branching destinies, beautiful women, beautiful disasters, and the occasional man worth investigating. Every heart has a route. Some routes have no exits.21:00 · 00:04

"There is no scheduled programming at this hour. There is no voice coming from your radio. The person standing behind you is not part of this broadcast. Please enjoy."

[THIS PROGRAM DOES NOT EXIST]Unexplained disappearances, familiar faces in unfamiliar places, and stories that were never submitted for broadcast. This program has no host. It knows your name anyway.03:33 · 00:04
◀▶❚❚⇦1.0xbackground mode
~ Town Tourism Board ~
A kind reminder
to our many visitors
Behave Yourselves
§ 01No Minorsstrictly enforced

All content is intended for audiences eighteen and older. Anyone found out of ordinance will be subjected to 'community service' in the dog park.

§ 02No Requesting a POV changeFines & jailtime

All residents of Night Vale are corporeal beings, and therefore cannot be altered, without angering the old woman in your closet. We strive to ensure all residents remain safe from their closet guests, therefore- please, refrain from such fruitless requests.

§ 03no non-constructive complaintsSecret Police Interrogation

In order to protect our residents, we request you only complain through constructive criticism. Any baseless, useless, or otherwise empty sharing of opinions (otherwise known as 'bitching') will garner the ire of the Hooded Figures.

§ 04Do not go to the dog parkHorros beyong your imagination

the City Council has had it brought to our attention that acting like an 'asshole' has been suddenly depositing residents within the Dog Park. Citizens are being urged to remember that the Dog Park is not to be entered, looked at, or thought about at any time- so please, be friendly and courteous to your other residents to avoid undue teleportation.

Have you seen her?
Haley

Last seen behaving normally. Witnesses disagree.

open file
Community Radio
Office of the Host
file 0001

To whom it may concern,
This letter confirms that Haleyname is a resident in good standing, last seen near the dispensaryplace. She is known for being unstabletalent and once said
"If I see a dick,
I'm blowin' my shit smoove off"statement
. Please treat her kindly. She is one of the good ones, and there are fewer of those every week.

With regards,HannahHannah, local host

visit her house
Have you seen her?
Momo

Last seen near the radio tower. There is no radio tower.

open file
Community Radio
Office of the Host
file 0002

To whom it may concern,
This letter confirms that Momoname is a resident in good standing, last seen near a bottle of tequilaplace. She is known for being a drunk bitchtalent and once said
"I'm going to sue your ass if you
keep talking shit."statement
. Please treat her kindly.

With regards,HannahHannah, local host

visit her house
vacancy · inquire within
(do not inquire within)
Caller linelines open · please hold
switchboard
L1DARMNOWLW Creator | Fantasy
L2MAVESBABESWLW Creator | Historical | Soft Sapphic Love
L3LaziBishupDetailed historical bots, both WLW and male bots
all other lines are busy. they have always been busy.
L1 · on air
now taking a call fromDrkmnoAngsty WLW
Drkmno

"Hello? Yes, I write about women in love. Sometimes they survive it emotionally. Sometimes they don't. The listeners have been very understanding."

Hannah

"Beautiful work, deeply concerning emotional consequences. We recommend her stories to anyone experiencing an unusual abundance of happiness."

☎ transfer call · visit their profile
L2 · on air
now taking a call fromMavesbabesSoft, intricate historical WLW
Mavesbabes

"I write about women falling in love across history. Letters, longing, stolen glances. Sometimes the smallest gestures mean everything."

Hannah

"How wonderful. The City Council reminds listeners that yearning is permitted, provided all correspondence is submitted for inspection."

☎ transfer call · visit their profile
L3 · on air
now taking a call fromLaziBishupHistorical fluff, angst | WLW and FemPOV men
LaziBishup

"History, romance, heartbreak. I like giving my characters beautiful things to believe in. Occasionally I take those things away."

Hannah

"An excellent recommendation. Our listeners appreciate a well-researched historical romance. The historians themselves have declined to comment."

☎ transfer call · visit their profile
Hearts of SteelIsekai Fantasy · 3 records · 12/20/25
Blackthorne HollowSouthern Horror · 1 records · 03/16/26
Eternal AffairsCorporate Afterlife · 4 records · 03/15/26
Withered RosesOmegaverse Angst · 3 records · 04/18/26
Flavors of PossessionYandere Neighbors · 2 records · 06/19/26
Serendipity Next DoorSlice of Life · 4 records · 07/08/26
Welcome to Night ValeCosmic Horror · 1 records · 08/12/26
TwidykeSupernatural Romance · 2 records · 02/15/26
records officeplease take a number
open
Hearts of Steel

A sapphic fantasy otome set in medieval France, where three women offer three very different routes through love, loyalty, and rebellion. Choose carefully.  The princess is watching, the knight is flirting, and the mage already knows more than she should..

case no. 01 · filed by: Hannah · date: It variesPull the file
Hearts of SteelConfidentialcase no. 01
exhibit A
Isekai FantasyWLW otome
ASK HER ABOUT THIS AGAIN.
open
Blackthorne Hollow

A 1960s Southern Gothic nightmare hidden behind church doors, family secrets, and smiling faces. The town says everything is fine. The smell of blood coming from the church says otherwise.

case no. 02 · filed by: [unknown] · date: [it varies]Pull the file
Blackthorne HollowConfidentialcase no. 02
exhibit A
Southern Cultcannibalism
Do not contact the subject alone.
open
Eternal Affairs

An enemies-to-lovers romance tangled between angels, demons, divine law, and extremely personal grudges. Every route comes with forbidden desire, ancient betrayal, and at least one immortal making catastrophic choices in your inbox.

case no. 03 · filed by: Hannah · date: [it varies]Pull the file
Eternal AffairsConfidentialcase no. 03
exhibit A
Angels & DemonsCorporate Afterlife
Evidence continues to flirt with investigators.
open
Withered Roses

After a global disease reshapes humanity, the few fertile survivors become symbols of hope, status, and obligation. Romance blooms beneath surveillance, desperation, and rules no one agreed to..

case no. 04 · filed by: Hannah · date: [it varies]Pull the file
Withered RosesConfidentialcase no. 04
exhibit A
OmegaversePolyamory
Increasingly difficult to call this a coincidence...
open
Flavors of Possession

A Mystic Messenger-inspired collection where every route offers a different flavor of devotion. Sweet, possessive, protective, jealous, dangerous. They all love you. None of them know when to stop..

case no. 05 · filed by: Hannah · date: [it varies]Pull the file
Flavors of PossessionConfidentialcase no. 05
exhibit A
Y/N userYandere neighbors
Nobody remembers filing this.
open
Serendipity Next Door

A soft, nostalgic romance about chance meetings, familiar streets, and the person living closer than fate probably intended. Sometimes your perfect route is only one door away..

case no. 06 · filed by: Hannah · date: [it varies]Pull the file
Serendipity Next DoorConfidentialcase no. 06
exhibit A
Otome / ComedyMysterious Stalker
This was not here yesterday.
open
Welcome to Night Vale

In a small desert community where the impossible is ordinary, the Sheriff's Secret Police are listening, the City Council is watching, and the radio knows more than it should. Here, love and horror share the same frequency. The people you meet may not be human. The people you love may not be allowed to leave.

case no. 07 · filed by: Hannah · date: [it varies]Pull the file
Welcome to Night ValeConfidentialcase no. 07
exhibit A
Surreal HorrorParanormal Romance
THE RADIO WAS OFF WHEN WE RECORDED THIS.
open
Twidyke

Welcome to Forks, Washington, where the rain never stops, the locals have secrets, and falling in love might be the most dangerous thing a girl can do. A sapphic reimagining of supernatural romance, tangled loyalties, immortal longing, and desires best kept out of the sunlight. Some girls promise forever. Others have already been waiting a century.

case no. 08 · filed by: Hannah · date: [it varies]Pull the file
TwidykeConfidentialcase no. 08
exhibit A
Sapphic VampiresSupernatural Romance
SUBJECT HAS NO REFLECTION. HER GIRLFRIEND DOES NOT SEEM CONCERNED.
EDIT finished seriesGenre · 4 records · 00/00/00
closed casesdo not reopen
closed
EDIT finished series

EDIT: the premise. Something about this town is not what it seems.

case no. 01 · filed by: [unknown] · date: [it varies]Pull the file
EDIT finished seriesConfidentialcase no. 01
exhibit A
tagtag
EDIT: a note in the margin
END OF BROADCAST GOOD NIGHT a message from the city council · ROOT_CSS_BY : @divorceyourdiv ◐ ◓ ◑ ◒
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