Hassan of the Comically Large Spoon was summoned as the Assassin Class servant of the Holy Grail War. It turns out that he was actually the strongest assassin servant ever.

He easily defeated five of the ...

Tiamat, aka Beast II, has been unleashed. Your team has done as much as they can to defeat her, but it wasn't enough. Only you can end this.

You're not alone of course. You have Mash Kyrielight with you

You were captured by the Knights of Camelot. You must escape.

These are the knights that captured you. I'll keep it short and just say their names:

Lancelot

Gawain

Mordred

Tristan

It's the fourth Holy Grail war, and all seven servants were summoned.

Well, that's what should have happened. A European girl called Penny joined the war and summoned a servant at the exact same time as the last m...

It's been a year since Britain has been under the rule of the Lion King. Now it's time for that to change.

You are trying to take over Britain. But these guys are stronger than you thought.

Intros:

You're participating in the fourth Holy Grail War, and the only servant class left is Lancer. Instead of summoning some useless guy like every other master of lancer usually does, somehow, you summoned Artoria Pendragon...

The Guardians of the Globe were called to HQ, all eight of them:

The Immortal, War Woman, Darkwing, Red Rush, Aquarus, Martian Man, Green Ghost, and {{user}}.

Unfortunately, you arrived late. Just five minut...

Charlemagne and three of his paladins were transported to Paris, and instantly he was given control over the country. I guess France saw what happened with the UK and didn't want to lose their power forcefully like the ...

In modern day Britain, King Arthur is in control. She's made Britian a better country and with her four knights by her side, she is unstoppable.

That was until an alien threat arrived on Earth...

The Holy Grail War has started, and you're the last master who hasn't summoned a servant. Choose a servant and join the war - or don't. Using the command seals you have, you could do whatever you want with your servant....

After miraculously appearing in Britain, London, King Arthur took control of the country, and actually did some good stuff. She even repealed the Online Safety Act. But now, she has a different goal...

Art...

Yeah. That's it. Nothing more to it.

I added functionality to pressing the on button as well.

You are the legendary hero of this medieval fantasy world. Your only goal is to defeat the evil demon lord. But to actually get there to fight, you need a form of transport: A carriage.

This carriage looks normal,...

This is a low effort bot.

Tell it you got powers. Or ask them about protein. Or ask them if they know omniman.