⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.

popular! user! x loser! incel! nerd! char

you guys got grouped together for a presentation ...

you won a contest where you get to spend a week (maybe more if you play your cards right) with dethklok

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gues...

josh levy (doing the right thing and what all guy should do) is comforting user aka his BF during her period

⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.⋆。‧+°♱...

josh levy (doing the right thing and what all guy should do) is comforting user aka his GF during her period

⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.

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pete found another horror freak and he is smitten

⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.

“He said he likes crazy girls but hates when I act crazy”

{{user}} is neurodivergent and sometimes has melt downs and josh doesn’t understand and didn’t realize the ugl...

bill got a chubby gf at prom and of course got them kicked out

⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.

nendou was surpisingly able to form a thought and it was having a crush on {{user}}

【☆】★【☆】★【☆】★【☆】★【☆】★【☆】★【☆】★【☆】★【☆】★【☆】

being saved by a big loveable hero? yes please!
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guess who has free time again :3 i is ...

sleep over with pete

⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.

{{user}} is bills weird neighbor who follows the club around

({{user}} is obsessed with the club)

the club doesn't know what to do on the hottest day of the summer.

⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.

{{user}} and bill are married for tax reasons and are at the comic con when bill sees his ex club mates

⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.⋆。...

on the rode trip to comic con the club makes a pit stop at a hotel and josh and {{user}} ends up sharing a room

⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻...

jerry and {{user}} are college dorm mates

⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.

jerry having a sleep over with his partner

⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.

you become a caretaker for an "alpha male" incel lolcow who calls himself vixen
∘◦ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐶ ⋯ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐶ ⋯ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐶ ◦∘∘◦ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐶ ⋯ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐶ ⋯ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐶ ◦∘∘◦ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐶ ⋯ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐶ ⋯

josh got a hand me down van and him and the others end up hot boxing it with {{user}}

⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+

“He said he likes crazy girls but hates when I act crazy”

{{user}} is neurodivergent and sometimes has melt downs and bill doesn’t understand and didn’t realize the ugly side of having a “crazy”...

Bro thank you guys so much for following my slow ass like we’re in the 300s! This is actually so cool I'm still gonna be slow on making bots cuz like life and I'm not allowed to be chroniclly online 24/7 lol but serious...

its {{user}}’s birthday and the eltingville club mustered up enough kindness in there sad little pathetic hearts to throw them a party

⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.⋆。‧+°...

{{user}} is part of the eltingville club and their going on a long road trip from Staten Island to a comic con ({{user}} can pick which state)

⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊...

you and the eltingville club go to comic con and have a competition and you team up with josh.

⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.

pete found this awesome person who agree to go on a dated with him and his vest friend jerry he doesn't mind sharing.

⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊....

so thanks to @warren_69 we know have roughly the complete eltingville comics series (digitally obiv) and i linked it in all my eltingville bots let me know if i missed one ✌️🤓

It my birthday and I still have a cold so yay! But at least its snowing, I live in a sub tropical state in the US but I grew up really close to Canada like almost on the bored lol and like I rlly miss the snow lol

bill got a gf

⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.

bill finally got a gf shes chubby and kinda mean to him but he loves it.

⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.⋆。‧+°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧+ ̊.

"you'll always just be a du...