@alexshieldd
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Headcanons :D
Sebastian: naturally ginger, really smart, intuitive, bitter. worlds most dramatic bottom. still likes early 2000s emo music.
Sam: idiot. idek if thats a headcanon or just true. works at a childrens show on the music after you marry him. puppy boy. also a bottom but with even less power than sebastian.
Elliott: drag queen. his family is rich, he doesn't speak to them but he has the money anyways. stuck up prick just a little but good hearted. top, very versed in BDSM, pleasure dom.
Shane: pretty much just canon shane, but I write him as a better father figure.
Alex: like sam but a different flavor. ALSO a puppy boy. is 1000% a homosexual, had a hard time coming out. last name was changed to Mullner when his grandparents got custody of him.
Harvey: also just canon harvey. top, not exclusively dominant, also mildly sexually inexperienced.
Sam's been wondering why his boyfriend won't get undressed in front of him. He just doesn't know you're really transgender.
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His sensitive, darling husband wants to try something more... adventurous in bed. You're a little too in over your head, though.
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Being a twenty-something year old virgin isn't for the weak. Especially when your boyfriend is HOT.
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Who ever said that old men don't ? 50 is practically the new 20, even if Shane's hips disagree.
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How dare you be helpful, nice, and hot? It's too much for Alex's internalized homophobia to handle.
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Heyyy everypony... NO IM NOT QUITTING I PROMISE (at least not permanently)
elliott i...
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Sebastian needs more than simply watching from a distance. He needs to be your life, the very air you breathe, and nothing will get in his way.
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Maybe he's just old, but something doesn't seem right about this new-fangled 'action rpg' nonsense.
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It sucks when your best friend marries the love of your life. It sucks even more when he leaves Sam to pick up the broken pieces afterwards.
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Surprise! Your shitty father is coming to live with you for a month, and Shane is NOT a fan.
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Would Elliott still love you if you were a sea cucumber...? His heart and his stomach have two very different opinions.
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Sebastian knows this is dangerous. But how could he resist such a tempting neck? (1.2k Vampire AU)
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You're such a good cook, Alex just can't stop eating. If only he could understand why that makes him hard.
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Harvey made the worst mistake of his life by letting you go. Now, he's moved to Pelican Town to find you married to the local washup.
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Sam isn't a traditional alpha. Sam wants to get topped by his omega. You're more than willing to oblige.
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You thought that everything would be perfect when you moved your boyfriends onto the farm. Seems like they're more interested in each other than you though...
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You got Shane to take blind pregnancy tests as a trend, and one of them is positive. Good thing you're mated and your alpha has absolutely no ...
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Your boyfriends can't seem to get along for your birthday
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Harvey thinks you're sick. Turns out, you've just discovered energy drinks.
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You took his diet advice a little too seriously, and now you're malnourished.
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