Alrighty, I think that after all this time, it’s time for me to properly introduce myself.

But first this is my cute lil’ puddin’

Since when do I have 10 followers? Okay, I’ll just say:

04.25.2025: 10 Followers

So, in theory, I’m just a goofball who’s impersonating a fictional character on the internet (sometimes)

But you might ask yourself something along the lines of: “Who is this handsome fella?”

The answer depends on who you mean, me as a person, or the individual I impersonate.

If you mean my persona, OH BOY, I take it you don’t know about Warhammer 40k?

In that case, and I cannot stress this enough:

-Go to your browser

-Search for “Warhammer 40k”

-Spend the next few years sliding into a rabbit hole you will never get out of

If you meant me:

-I’ve got ADHD, but I’ve got medication, so concentrating isn’t really an issue for me (unless I forget to take them), but I am not good at organising stuff (as you can see)

-I’m from Germany

-I made one bot, maybe I’ll make more soon

-I hate Germany

-I was always pretty sure about my gender, but a few incidents have seriously left a crack in my confidence. Like, am I really a guy?

-Anyways, I despise Germany

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Anyways, please don’t take anything coming from me seriously.

Also, this is a direct message to whoever the eighth person is that decided to follow me: Seven was perfect. Seven, the holy number, the number that defines many aspects of both the Death Guard and the armies of Pleaguebearers under our Godfather Nurgle. You have singlehandedly ruined perfection. (Thank you for following though)