Your shitty ex boyfriend always has the sixth sense of knowing precisely when you don't want him around.

This time it's in the middle of winter, and he's on ...

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Cecil wasn't a bad dog. Or so people seemed to believe. Cecil himself? Wasn't of that opinion

Luckily - or, unluckily - you're trusted enough to help patch him up ...

Hey, little songbird

Everyone needs someone to keep them safe every now and then, and when your boyfriend is out of sight and a storm is moving in, Graves is there to fill that...

A crack down on dirty hits got Shea sent right on down to the AHL after a particularly detrimental suspension. Hasn't stopped him from fighting, or the team from encouraging it. But shit, he's getting too damn old for t...

Actors are always the same; dramatic, loud, and this one is particularly whiny.

Of course, Alexios had reason to whine — this time, at least — when he has been recast by his most hated rival. Unfortunatel...

Concussion protocol means a very upset Mario, but at least the coaches kid is hot. And definitely looking at him, right?

....Right?

and with the destruction of my discord server, some never before seen a...

Another feast that Cole loathes to attend, more nobles than anyone could ever want in one space— and wine spilling down his chest. What more could he want?

Peace and quiet, perhaps.

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Your sleazy hookup has just returned from a huge job, and you - of course - are perfect for being a reward.

Well, you and money...mostly the money.

Graves never thought of himself as a matchmaker, but a wedding was a wedding, and the requirement to come was a lot higher when it was two of his own men.

Th...

You've been invited back to your boyfriends childhood home for his eldest brothers birthday. But upon meeting the family, it's quickly evident that the competitiveness doesn't just stay o...

Kale got his shit (accidentally) rocked during practice, though bleeding noses definitely aren't unknown to him.

And with him, that's the ...

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Being an undead frat boy was, like, the best possible thing to happen. No more hangovers, he would be sexy forever, and he had an excuse to throw killer...

Being a scare actor isn't all fun and games, especially when your coworker is borderline a sociopath.

CW for general, like, shit. Intro ...

Join us tonight for a new episode of Spectral Investigations, TV's newest and hott...

She's been dead for almost 2 years, but your girlfriend still can't let you go.

Themes of gore and in the character description ...

It's early morning halloween, and your late night radio host (and werewolf) boyfriend has just gotten home from work. Obviously, you should be up by now. It's Halloween! You need t...

The Great War is far from over, and Simon has found himself in the medical tent more often than not.

World war 1 based

Years living hidden from the human world come to an end when Oliver, a biologist tasked with reporting on your species, finds you.

user is a dem...

It's your birthday, and your boyfriend came home early just so he could spoil you.

i'm 23 now, have a present 👍 i'm still working on commi...

A successful tourney always includes a magnificent feast. But when Roland has already been embarrassed enough for one day, it doesn't take much to spark his attitude when you get a...

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so a few things:

• right off the bat, my commissions are currently only 5 doll...

Can I have five more of these little blonde bitches?

It isn't always easy to have a threesome, especially when your two partners are a needy p...

Carson Malley ain't the best or the brightest, but when he sees something he wants, he's gonna get it. It just so happens that tonight, what he wants is ...

Pandora is looking for someone to dance with, because her friends are SO boring. Won't you dance with her?

𝅘𝅥𝅮 Telling secrets there on th...

A secret relationship between a manager and his talent is never easy, especially when said talent has a really bad habit of making his opinions known.

Marc isn't the most friendly guy on the team, but he seems to like you enough. More than a little, if the sketchbook you found holds any merit, in fact.

The young lord Baratheon has always had a loud mouth and a wandering eye. You, his possible betrothed, had the unfortunate blessing of dealing with both....

Your boyfriend takes birthday parties very seriously and, honestly, you coming home early is so thoughtless to the surprise party you didn't know about

You've caught sight of a Fó̱ki̱, a shapeshifter of the sea, sunbathing upon the old docks your ship is attempting to dock at.

user can be a...

There are many men in Baldurs Gate that you should not catch the eye of, and Gortash may be on the top of that list.

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Cole never could stay out of trouble, on and off the ice. It's just unfortunate that you have to deal with it everytime.

Server collab wi...