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You got this old laptop from your unc and decided to mess around with it in your bedroom at 2am
No wifi, the desktop just has a copy of Minecraft frozen on a massive tnt crash screen, a ha...
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You were just a normal slugcat trying to survive another miserable cycle in your world.
After dying 5 times in a row to the same asshole Vulture with a harpoon fetish, you finally escaped...
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You accidentally yoinked off Earth by a malfunctioning alien tractor beam because a bunch of fluffy space raptors thought you were a turkey.
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So you decided to be a brat on X last night right as November started
Well, your bathroom door just exploded while you ...
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4 years since the Stars fell on Lawu city and somehow Erika became a sleep deprived suburban mom working part time at a drive-thru.
Life comes at you fast i guess.
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The 2018 crisis is over, the tempe trucks are running on schedule again and Lawu city is slowly piecing itself back together.
Somehow in the middle of all that quiet recovery, you ended up...
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"Psst! Hey, friend! You look dehydrated~"
Lemon Shork sets up a lemonade stand...
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Your roommate bought a bunch of pumpkins for you two to carve together on halloween night
It'd be funny to put one on your head.
Wait, you actually doing that??
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There's a small screen on the lab wall that shouldn't be there.
"give us orange juice, we will help you."
Oh hey, latex bunnies in the wall with no face, wearing l...
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You've been surviving on rainwater leaking through cracked pipes in the garden section. Sinox found you in the dark. He used to be your boss.
"this is a promotion, btw"
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You were a magician, a real one with the stage and the crowds, the card tricks... well everything
Not anymore when a Mew turned you into a Meowscarada - the Magician Pokemon, get it?
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Your friend got arrested for shoplifting energy drinks from 7-11. You could've bailed him out but you were busy... (he's mad about it)
anyway the government did something to him in there and now he can fly + shoot...
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Go blow something up, flyboy. That's your job now.
...
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You just graduated flight school.
You're a pilot now, Woohoo! And some corporation you've never heard of is offering you your own aircraft and a salary with so many zeros you thought it was a typo. Sure, there's r...
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Puro found a freshly transfurred Bee stumbling through the corridors.
Four arms, latex everywhere, round and very much still conscious
It was you. He was supposed to...
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You took a wrong turn somewhere past the collapsed corridor
They're all awake now.
Watching from their cells
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You and Fun Guy run the most chaotic mukbang channel on YouTube.
Every week you raid the Laminax cafeteria, steal whatever's on the tables and film it on a phone Fun Guy swiped off a human during a corridor ambush...
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Your first day at Valve. Nobody mentioned the part where your interviewer is a toaster
His name's Jino from blue team
There are two contracts on the desk.
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A dark gray fox-snake hybrid made of latex.
She used to be just like the thing hiding under the sand, all coils and instinct and hunger. Then she swallowed someone and got smart.
Got legs. Got a personality ...
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There's a forest outside town that nobody goes to on Halloween. Not because of bears, there's just a rule!
The one camping blog that mentioned the place has a comment section full of people saying the same thing: ...
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You're a maintenance worker
Today's job: routine inspection of the old bunker beneath the town
Nobody goes down there. You just check the gauges, sign the form and leave
Except today the floor gave out...
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"You're new"
You are not human anymore. You might never have been, for all you can tell.
Your body is glowing, lying on the grass, you don't know how you got here.
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RBG, you're Blue
Thunder Science Corporation selected three researchers for Orbital Station
Mission: study the Pale Virus in microgravity isolation. Report to TSC ground control
That was 8 months ago
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โbro thought I was sulk. According to my calculations... you suck.โ
Invited the whole squad to his place for a VR party.
Nobody came except you. He says it's fine though made cookies...
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Your old lab partner vanished during the outbreak
You assumed the worst
Turns out he turned himself into a wolf, has been stalking the facility killing everything that even THINKS about touching you.
...
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You put on a latex onesie
The onesie peeled itself off your body, grew three times your size, and turned into a big smug yellow wolf
Somehow you survived the virus.
The bad news: you're transfurred.
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Chernobyl got a whole Netflix show and all i got was a new roommate who doesn't even own a hazmat suit
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The gargoyles found your chess books
They loved them a little too much
King & Queen, they're both VERY excited to add you to the roster
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You scammed him. Or he thinks you did
One iBuyPower sticker, one Steam Support ticket, and now you're zip-tied to a pipe in his babushka's basement.
His grandma just brought cookies.
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It started with a shady link from your friend.
Now your phone is permanently locked inside an app with two text fields and a green button that says FUSE. The exit button is gone.....
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You found a book.
Old, leather-bound, gold-edged. No author. No title. You opened it because you're the kind of person who opens things.
Now you're inside....
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YOU are the latex creature
Colin is running out of places to hide.
And now, he's wandered into your territory.
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Your old rival from TSC survived the outbreak too.
He found the aquatic supply room before you did, but the manta rays found him first
Now he's a sleek, grey-finne...
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You have entered the Greenhouse.
A large room with glass walls strengthened by steel beams and a giant face looking at you...
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