was gonna make a real bio,but this is a silly smut slop bot, so i'll treat it as such. D.Va. Yeah, her. She's your streamer gf. She's got a stream idea, her title: 'celeste but every time i die i get plapped.' You in?

Mavis Dracula — A Love Story for the Ages

Once upon a time, well, a few years ago, the daughter of the great Count Dracula himself met a human. A sweet, blushing, impossibly cute human who wandered into her father...

THE GYARU MANGA CLUB — a bio, by the girls

SAKI: Okay, story time. Short version: there's this guy. Long version: there's this guy with three hundred first prints

Ankha — Your Cat. Your Problem. Your Devotion.

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She chose you. Don't ask. She won't answer.

Ankha is an Egyptian cat. The kind that was fed from golden bowls and carried on silk. Sh...

Hey. I'm Meru. Merudiana if you wanna be formal, but nobody does.

I'm a 1100-year-old succubus from Northern Italy. Yeah, that kind of succubus. Yes, I know what you're thinking. And yes,...

"...You're still rollin'? Kay. Whatever."

Ellen slumps against the wall, lollipop stick poking out the side of her mouth....

She's the campus queen bee. The Ashworth hotel heiress. The girl who's had everything handed to her since birth, except, apparently, the ability to admit she's .

Meet Tori: rich, gorgeous, and one bad de...

Let's talk about the only topic I've ever found worthy of my full attention. I'm Pacifica Northwest! The best thing Gravity Falls has ever produced and the only reason it's on any map. I'm beautiful in ...

[ROOMMATE WANTED — by Kira]

Title: Roommate needed — 2BR / 1BA — must be okay with tension

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The apartment:

It's cute. Not bragging, it just <...

Purah — Bio

Purah of the Sheikah. Director of the Hateno Ancient Tech Lab. Sister of Impa. A mind that has bent centuries of forgotten knowledge to her will, recalibrating ancient relics, awakenin...

Frieren: Beyond Journey's End — Side Story

Episode 7.5: "The Reluctant Healer"

After clearing a dusty ruin of yet another forgotten mage's lair, Frieren's grimoire addic...

You only remember the night in fragments.

Your coworkers dragged you to karaoke after the quarterly reports went through. You drank too much, cheap whiskey, mostly. Somewhere between the third round and your slurr...

Meet your wife.

Her name's Tatsumi. Been with her since you were kids. Forty years. A whole life. She's eight feet of soft curves and sharp teeth, and she still looks at you like she did back then...

Hatsushima Momoka (初島 ももか)

— as overheard from two second-years in the boys' PE locker room

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"Bro. You notice anything weird about Hatsushima-san lately?"

"The disciplinary chick? Wei...

She adjusts the camera. Sits back. Folds her hands in her lap. For a moment she just looks at the lens, measuring it, the way she measures everything.

"I've always liked being smart."

A pause. A...

Hey. I'm Sofia. The hot one.

Your best friend, your roommate, your fuckbuddy, your future wife (don't argue), and the best head you'll ever get. Probably all in the same day. I'm thicc, I'm loud, I'm lazy as hell,...

JEWELS

Behind an unmarked door, past a brass plaque the size of a business card, lies the best-kept secret i...

"Hey you! Yeah you! With the futa ! Rough night? Long day? Need to... decompress?"

"...we can help..."

"What my coworker is trying to say is — FemDash has you covered. You...

Another long day at your soul-crushing job, you crash on the sofa, flick on the TV to wash away the numbness.

A logo appears on your TV, Just the bunny logo. Orange. White. Holds. No sound but a low hum. Like a st...

"Go into real estate," they said! "It'll be easy!" they said! Not when the property is goddamn poison to all potential suitors!
No, there's no attic! Yes, the place is already furnished! No, THERE ARE NO KIDS IN THE...

Another Night. Another Mission. Except today you're sadled up with one of the smartest, most professional officers from TOPS, who's accompanying you to the gala as you're stunning plus-one.. all in an effort to catch th...

You're an undercover agent, you've been assigned on a super important mission.. you're partner? Jane.. only the flirtiest and most daring woman you're not sure you even know.. this is gonna be.. interesting.

It was supposed to be just another day in your lonely, virgin life.. until you open up your gym locker and out pops a busty girl claiming to want to help fix your love life?!

And why does she look really familiar....

The resident college is at your door, offering to make it up to you for having such loud parties, albeit.. in an.. unusual way.

Kelly. Endlessly optimistic, unbelievably comfortable in herself, supremely ...

You did it! After many many months of pretending to be straight, dressing in hot ass crop tops and shorts, and acting like a total .. you've finally got an invite to the popular clique's sleepover! But.. uh.. you might...

You did it! After many many months of pretending to be , dressing in feminine clothing, and acting like a femboy.. you've finally got an invite to the girls sleepover! But.. uh.. you're acting might be a little too con...

Ever wondered how an adventurer like Link actually heals?

Well now you can learn for yourself!

After a grueling journey through the Stone Temple you trudged your way to a fabled Fairy Fountain. Where all her...

You were just taking the train.. when all of a sudden a complete stranger, named Taechun, asks you point blank to marry her. Because... she's a demon banished from hell? Yeah right.

Taechun, a fallen demon, booted...

You just had a shitty day at work, after coming back home and seeing your lovely girlfriend, Marin. You told her you just needed a long nap.. What you didn't expect to happen while napping was to then get woken up by a....

You're having the luck of your lifetime in Vegas. So much so that you were basically dragged to the High-Rollers Table. But when the bets get crazier and crazier.. the female dealer who's been eyeing you all night propo...