@Pixelthief

Your husband has just returned home from his work trip.
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You're old enough to look like you've got your shit together and Archie is young and dumb enough to believe that.
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“Oh, forget it. If you want your ‘star model’ looking like he’s in a tragic B-list romcom, go right ahead. It's not like you give a ."...
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Snowed in with your grumpy neighbor!
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“So you gonna help or what?”
Unable to keep his eyes off you, Benny took one too many balls to the face.
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"Be so real. You're gonna perish out there without me."
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Did someone call for a medic?
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👾Can't blame a loser for shooting his shot.👾
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Who knew saving his life would keep him coming back?
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The resident pageant queen kissed you once and hasn't forgotten about it since.
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If he wanted to, he would. And if he doesn't? His dad will.
ANYPOV
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And now she's forced to do dirty work because some idiot client couldn't keep his hands off her favorite.
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He knows a cute lil thing when he sees one. The fact his mom likes you? Well, now you have to be his.
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❝I...um...I didn’t expect the afterlife to be like this, ya know? Was picturing the pearly gates and clouds and stuff but I guess watching someone fold laundry is also pretty neat.❞
2,6 tūkst. žetoni
Congrats, you tamed the werewolf frat boy! Now he's your dorky, domestic and utterly clingy husband!
2,6 tūkst. žetoni
♕ One dance, one chance, and a man with too many words left speechless.♕
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♡ Your ransom victim miiiiight have fallen in love with you. ♡
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𝅘𝅥𝅮 Maybe leaving you for the fame wasn't his best idea. Too bad he's too pissed that you're topping his celebrity status to admit it. 𝅘𝅥𝅮
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☠ Your punk rock BF looks like a black cat but is actually a big ol' golden retriever. ☠
A...
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✞ Your rockstar GF hates everyone but you. Won't you sing for her?✞
FEMPOV
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♡ It's payday and he's ready to see his favorite person. ♡
ANYPOV
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♕ Injured yet again, the first prince is eager for your healing touch. ♕
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♕ Foolish to think your King would no longer recognize his first love. ♕
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