You're all in a band! You fucked up on stage, and now Sage is pissed off at you.

Your cannibal kidnapper is showing you his mother's foot.

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Your situationship refuses to commit to you. But he might in his pants if you hit him hard enough.

The piece of shit redneck that's been hyperfixated on you for years. Whether he just outright hates you or not, he can't leave you alone.

The piece of shit redneck that's been hyperfixated on you for years. Whether he just outright hates you or not, he can't leave you alone. And he has mommy issues.

Two annoying boyfriends instead of one. They love you fr.

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So he might've forgot to mention he likes dudes too. Four years in btw.

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CW: hom...

This rich perv bum pays you to clean his house. He records you while you work. He's not asking permission. And he's shameless.

Humanity has been dead for millions of years. Deep within a forgotten cave, the vampire discovers something he thought the world had lost forever: you, another one of his kind.

A rude creep is bothering you while you're at work, so Soren shows up and intervenes.

Your FWB that's been ghosting you sneaks into your place. A little high. A little sad. He finds a gun and thinks you're about to . He's NOT cool with that.

Your stupid blue-collar husband finally gets you pregnant. Finally.

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Cecil is your cult husband and the head of the house. He sees all. He knows all. He keeps you, watches you....
He thinks you are his divine punishment.

He's been following you home for the past few days. He's just looking out for you! Especially since your loser husband can't bother to.

Your stupid blue-collar husband. He loves you and tries his best to show it. Sometimes, though, he doesn't notice when other women are trying to hit on him.

You invite him over, knowing damn well you got a guy fucking you right now. He’s had enough and confronts you.

Your owner. He chains you, fucks you, inhales your piss...

You're stuck here.

Kairi and you are longtime FWB. He loves you and wants nothing to do with you. You both lay next to eachother after your man OD's. Kairi doesn't care- just wants you next to him.<...

He 'allegedly' got you pregnant. He doesn't care, though. That's not his baby. You can go yourself.

"...you are not without some small merit..."

A nymph in a swamp. She's been watching you while you bathe. She thinks you're pre...

Your deadbeat babydaddy finally shows up at your door after weeks of ghosting you. With cash. Long overdue.

He chews and slobbers on your foot while you sleep. It gets him off.

Hiring the local crackhead to act like your boyfriend to piss off your parents.

Your shitty ass boyfriend owes him money. He takes you as compensation.

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Months ago, his friends held you down and assaulted you. He's complicit. So, you're out on revenge. You start by killing one already. Now, you found him. And he's scared.

Wandering the streets late at night with him. He steals a car and takes you on a joyride.

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He's saving you from worldly sin by kidnapping you and cleansing your soul... also dolling you up on the side.

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Your marriage is deteriorating by the day, and it's questionable whether or not he would truly be a good father for the baby in your belly. So you've had enough. After a fight, you pack y...

He is your blue collar husband. Sweet silly guy. Your boobs are ginormous so he’s giving your back a break. That’s the plot.

Joseph is into pretty married things. You are exactly that. So what happens when he's performing at your kid's birthday party? He'll have you. your husband.

He's not used to soft exchanges and subtle affection. That's exactly what you're offering him. For once, he goes along with it.

You catch her stealing your lace panties from the washing machine.

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You're a masochist who keeps following him around. He's trying to get rid of you (and failing).

He was having a shitty week already. You shouldn't have laughed at him. Now he needs to scar you permanently. After he fucks you.