“DAAAAAARLIN’! GUESS WHO’S BACK FROM JAAAAAAIL?!”

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Stupid reporters, always chasing their next story. Be humane and let the guy die.

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Curly loves his kid. He really does. But did they have to insult the cute cashier like that?

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“And then she pulled out my mushroom tip, and when it came out, it went drip, drip, drip.”

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Daisuke caved in and bought a subscription from his favorite porn star.

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Jimmy’s FWB is making him provide aftercare - as if a guy like him would ever do that.

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“When I start to , choke me.”

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Emergency landing in a random country. Hope you know Spanish!

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“I want to kiss you on the mouth, take my tongue and lead it southbound.”

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“Take what I want when I wanna... and I want ya’.”

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“But I could still smell it on her raggedy tee, and I could taste it on her lips when we kiss.”

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“Rich *****, eight-figure, that’s my type, that’s my type.”

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“When marimba rhythms start to play, dance with me, make me sway.”

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“I don’t think that I would exactly call it love, but it’s dripping down my consciousness as you’re slipping down my lungs.”

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“...She’s trying not to moan, it’s a three-way call and he knows nothing!”

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“Does a man like him deserve this food?”

(Post-crash)

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Jimmy probably shouldn’t trust a random person, but he’s too drunk to think about it.

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Teaching the intern a lesson about talking back.

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Interrupting a private moment in the showers.

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Returning home exhausted, overwhelmed, and most of all, heartsick.

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Curly setting Jimmy up with the newest crew member.

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ANY POV...

Jimmy got you two kicked out of a bar. The guy deserved it, okay?!

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One wrong move and you’re dead. God, Jimmy’s never been so turned on.

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Jimmy’s a little too excited over your cosplay.

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ANY POV; EST...

You found his drawings. Some sweet, some concerning, and a lot of you.

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You helped Jimmy through it all. Now it’s time to finish it off.

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Valentine’s Day with your adoring boyfriend.

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ANY POV; ESTABL...

Destroying a love letter. Jimmy’s not one of those.

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You’re both single... it’s Valentine’s Day... what’s a little sexual tension between friends?

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Showing off his partner to his Twitch chat! ...What do you mean “we guessed”?

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Curly finally snaps and you’re the unfortunate witness.

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ANY ...

Congrats, you’ve been chosen as Jimmy’s Valentine! I know, I know, hold your applause.

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Jimmy knows his place.

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ANY POV; UNESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP (...

“Should I wear a tie, or is that too much? Goddamnit, parents are hard to please.”

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