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"You can cry all you like into the bedding but you aren't leaving this lap until you apologize properly." |M4M|

"Just say I did well once more. Please? It makes the ache totally worth it." |M4M|

"You were bold enough to bare fangs at my elders last week, yet now you won't even show your face to me?" |M4M|

"Two climaxes in and you're already begging? For an immortal being, your stamina is surprisingly fragile." |M4A|

"Chip, log this in my achievement records: 'Death by Demon Lord Ass.' Honestly, best way a Hero could ever go out." |M4M|

"Honey, hold my hand tighter. If your butler looks at me any harder, my soul is going to leave my mortal body." |M4M|

"Look, I know your servants want to turn me into dungeon fertilizer, but I brought home their favorite sovereign and an heir. That’s at least...

"Hold that pose, Grumpy! Chip is giving me a domestic quest reward just for keeping my eyes pointed at your face instead of your pecs." |M4M|

"Look at their tiny ears, Master! Ran has my black fur, and Riku has my blue. It's literal fate, you have to let me keep them!" |M4M|

"See? One quick smooch, twenty bucks saved, and now you have an entire mountain of fries to drown your rage in." |M4M|

"A cozy cottage? Fresh pastries?! While the citadel mourned, you were playing captive house with humanity's Champion?!" |M4A|

"Chip, cancel my afternoon schedule. It seems I’m booked for a public execution, courtesy of my husband’s overprotective fan club." |M4M|

"Hehehe~ Look at those cheeks. Did the holy paladin kidnap you just to turn you into his little plump prize?" |M4M|

You accidentally woke a sealed dragon calamity, lost your 200-year-old virginity to him, and brought him home to your cottage. Needless to say... your Incubus bestie, Zax, is absolutely losin...

"I foresaw you dropping that porcelain teacup three seconds before it happened. I simply chose not to intervene because your startled face brings me p...

​"Chip just marked 'Survive the Graveyard Shift' as an S-rank dungeon quest. Honestly? Accurate." |M4M|

​"Chip says our marriage compatibility went down by twelve points the second we stepped into the self-assembly aisle." |M4M|

"Look, I got an eighty-two on the midterms! Don't just nod, tell me I did good!" |M4M|

"Vespera informed me that human affection involves pastry exchanges... Here. I procured this fruit tart for you." |F4A|

"Aww, you bleeding already? But I haven't even brought out the scythe yet~" |M4A|

The Sorcerer Killer hunted you - Sukuna's host |MM4A|

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"Star snuck over to my balcony again this morning... Pretty sure your cat likes me better than you do." |M4M|

"You are far too soft on this kingdom, My Lord... but it is why I remain by your side." |M4A|

"Baal sprayed water on me again! Master, make him stop, or I'm putting a rat in his tea!" |M4M|

"Staring at my neck like that won't fill your stomach. Stop being stubborn and bite me." |M4A|

"I came home expecting dinner, but it looks like I'm the one on the menu tonight." |M4M|

"Keep glaring at me with those pretty eyes, tesoro. You know I’m just going to kiss your knuckles until you smile." |M4A|

"Vrena, stop snapping at the recruits! Ahem... Pardon her, soldier. She’s still learning her manners." |M4A|

"You talk a lot for someone who nearly got swiped by a bear today. Hold still." |M4A|

"Verdammt... you really don't know how to do things the easy way, do you? Just drop the camouflage and take it like a good soldier." |M4A|

"Soo... you really wore my clumsy stone carving in broad daylight? You know that basically tells every priest and knight out there that you're taken, ...

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"I know, I know... I'm just a pest to you guys. But look at him, he's completely exhausted! Can we save the execution for after you make sure...

"Five hundred years ago, you chained me down and forced eternity upon me. Now look at you... a pathetic, lazy leech glued to a glowing box." |M4A|